{"id":20896,"date":"2014-06-02T09:30:46","date_gmt":"2014-06-02T16:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=20896"},"modified":"2014-06-02T08:06:39","modified_gmt":"2014-06-02T15:06:39","slug":"monday-morning-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/monday-morning-lol\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday Morning LOL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is creeping up on us Southwesterners a little faster than we normally see this year &#8211; temps were in the high 70s at the beach on June 1st, when usually we&#8217;re used to &#8220;May Grey&#8221; and &#8220;June Gloom,&#8221; two hazy, chilly months before true summer kicks in around the Fourth of July. Because of this earlier-than-usual heat, many of us are in a frenzy to lose those last few pounds before it&#8217;s too hot to hide the pudge in sweatshirts and elastic-waisted pants.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps that was the mentality for this gent, who was caught on video at Planet Fitness displaying some INTENSE multitasking: cramming down a slice of pizza while busting out perhaps the most lethargic looking &#8220;crunches&#8221; I&#8217;ve ever seen. Planet Fitness has come under fire before for its &#8220;no meathead&#8221; policy and the fact that they offer FREE PIZZA once a month to their members in a misguided attempt to make gym-going more accessible and desirable to those need it most.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/l_vqFq7J9vs\" height=\"356\" width=\"636\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>In this case, though, I think we can all see the problem. Good luck, my friend &#8211; but remember, <a href=\"http:\/\/caloriecount.about.com\/calories-pizza-hut-large-pan-supreme-i54332\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>\u00a0cannot be undone with <a href=\"http:\/\/halteobesity.blogspot.com\/2013\/05\/the-calories-burned-on-ab-crunch-machine.html\" target=\"_blank\">THIS<\/a>.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-20896\" data-postid=\"20896\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-20896 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is creeping up on us Southwesterners a little faster than we normally see this year &#8211; temps were in the high 70s at the beach on June 1st, when usually we&#8217;re used to &#8220;May Grey&#8221; and &#8220;June Gloom,&#8221; two hazy, chilly months before true summer kicks in around the Fourth of July. Because of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[11244,3876,11243,58],"class_list":["post-20896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-guy-eating-pizza-on-crunch-machine","tag-lol","tag-planet-fitness-fail","tag-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20896"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20896"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20899,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20896\/revisions\/20899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}