{"id":20953,"date":"2014-06-20T09:30:46","date_gmt":"2014-06-20T16:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=20953"},"modified":"2014-06-19T20:39:37","modified_gmt":"2014-06-20T03:39:37","slug":"bus-driver-fired-for-sex-on-the-job-in-the-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/bus-driver-fired-for-sex-on-the-job-in-the-bus\/","title":{"rendered":"Bus Driver Fired For Sex on the Job (In the Bus)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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We’ll be the first to admit that gettin’ down and dirty in the workplace can be ultra-fun, super exciting, and \u00dcBER sexy. However, that is assuming your office is a private room, without cameras, and it’s after hours. Like, an actual office at 6pm. Or the walk-in freezer of a restaurant once it’s closed. Or in a firetruck when (for some reason) everyone is gone, maybe? I don’t know. However, one place that doesn’t fit into these specifications is a PUBLIC BUS, WHILE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PICKING PEOPLE UP. That, however, did not stop Albuquerque bus driver Alex Gonzales from using his daily route for a routine hook up.<\/p>\n

Via NY Daily News<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“You know what time it is!” he says to a woman who boarded but never paid bus fare.<\/p>\n

With no one else aboard, the woman performed oral sex on Gonzales while the bus was parked in an empty station,\u00a0reported local station KRQE<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Afterward, Gonzales said, “Man, if I could sell that I could make a million dollars.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

While we’d love to meet the woman whose blowies are worth a million bucks, we still understand why it’s not so great that Mr. Gonzales was trading a free bus ride for crotch rides. I mean, it’s basically prostitution, albeit at an EXTREMELY DISCOUNTED PRICE. Apparently the driver got caught when a man pushing a stroller walked by and noticed the public transit hanky-panky, and was sadly fired after 14 years of service.<\/p>\n

This weekend, try something fun and adventurous in your sex life. But maybe not on a bus, which is like, the grossest place in the universe<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Head over to NYDailyNews<\/a> for a (obviously blurred) video of the bus bidness.<\/p>\n\n

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