{"id":20989,"date":"2014-06-27T09:30:58","date_gmt":"2014-06-27T16:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=20989"},"modified":"2014-06-26T19:06:04","modified_gmt":"2014-06-27T02:06:04","slug":"freepeople-is-selling-clip-in-dreadlocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/freepeople-is-selling-clip-in-dreadlocks\/","title":{"rendered":"FreePeople is Selling Clip-In Dreadlocks"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can honestly say, as far as I can remember, I’ve never used the abbreviation “SMDH,” or “shaking my damn head.” I mean, there is a lot of stupid shit on the internet, from hilariously dumb memes to weird-ass products that I can’t picture anyone ever buying ever. However, when I came across this BuzzFeed post<\/a>, reporting that overpriced hippie-wear retailer Free People was about to sell CLIP IN DREADLOCKS, I literally yelled “S. M. D. H!!!!!”<\/strong> at the computer screen. Because the only way to deal with the thought of rich white people clipping in PRETEND homeless, unwashed hair is violently shaking your head until you can’t see it anymore.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n


\"dreadlocks\"<\/a><\/p>\n

AAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!<\/p>\n

Oh wait… it gets better. Guess how much Free People is asking for these 10-strand disasters?<\/p>\n

ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT DOLLARS<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Look. We get that the free-spirit, Bohemian, lace-everything, peace-signs and flower crowns thing is in right now, and when done right it can look damn sexy<\/a>, even if it is hilarious that people are paying top-dollar for a fashion style that is reminiscing of a time when people were anti-consumerism. HOWEVER, paying OVER A BENJAMIN to look like you haven’t showered in a year?!?? WHAT IN THE EVER LIVING F*CK IS HAPPENING?<\/p>\n

Are we crazy? What do you think of Free People’s new clip-in extensions? Would you buy them? Let us know in the comments… and have a totally groovy weekend!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n

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