As we at OBC are simultaneously crossing our fingers, sitting on our butts, and sneaking beers beneath our desks in hopes of a win today in the World Cup vs Belgium, there are people in Australia who are submitting themselves to “Fetish Fitness” classes, BDSM-themed workouts led by a dominatrix by the name of\u00a0Mistress Anna.<\/p>\n
Via Jezebel:<\/p>\n
Here, the participants enjoy some of the same exercises they’d participate in at a traditional gym, but with a special twist. Lunges and squats become more intense when the clients’ genitals are weighted down and a stint on the rowing machine becomes much more intense when the mistress pulls one along on chains. And, of course, there are nipple clamps.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
AGHHHH! While we’re totally down for non-traditional sexual experiences (especially since BDSMers are more likely to be mentally well-adjusted<\/a>), we’re kinda confused as to why anyone would want to go to some stranger’s house and get whipped why trying to bust out those last few burpees.<\/p>\n
Check out the video below (totes NSFW in case you were wondering), and let us know in the comments if this totally unconventional (and a little bit creepy, to be honest) workout method would appeal to you. Meanwhile, I’ll be eating donuts and counting down the minutes till kick-off. GO USA!<\/p>\n