{"id":21086,"date":"2014-07-25T09:30:02","date_gmt":"2014-07-25T16:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=21086"},"modified":"2014-07-24T15:26:30","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T22:26:30","slug":"woman-had-sex-toy-stuck-inside-her-for-10-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/woman-had-sex-toy-stuck-inside-her-for-10-years\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman Had Sex Toy Stuck Inside Her For 10 Years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time for a hearty spoonful of WTF-riday before we jet off for a week-long vacay. We know you&#8217;re gonna miss daily posts on hot chicks and weird sex news, so we thought we&#8217;d share this shocker (not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ldawg.com\/images\/shocker_hand.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">THIS shocker<\/a>) so next week, instead of lamenting our being missing, you can make <a href=\"http:\/\/happyorhungry.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/04\/disgusted-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-60.gif?w=500\" target=\"_blank\">this face <\/a>and be like, &#8220;oh yeah, you left us with <em>that<\/em>. Ew.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>According to Gawker, a 38-year-old Scottish woman showed up to a local hospital to report\u00a0weight loss, incontinence, and lethargy, and was alarmed to learn that although it wasn&#8217;t gonorrhea or HIV, it WAS technically a sexually-transmitted infection: she had a sex toy stuck in her vagina &#8211; and <strong><em>it had been stuck in there for 10 YEARS.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/sextoy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21088\" alt=\"sextoy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/sextoy.jpg\" width=\"636\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/sextoy.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/sextoy-300x124.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/sextoy-340x140.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 636px) 100vw, 636px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/surgeons-discover-10-year-old-sex-toy-inside-womans-vag-1610124009\" target=\"_blank\">Gawker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Surgeons at the Aberdeen Royal Infirmary removed the five-inch toy, reporting that it had caused the woman near-life-threatening damage. She had a condition called vesicovaginal fistula \u2014 a passage that allows urine to flow into the vagina \u2014 the\u00a0<em>Daily Mail\u00a0<\/em>reports, as well as a obstructive uropathy, which causes urine to become backed up in the kidneys.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The patient went on to explain that she remembered using the toy with a partner while drunk about a decade earlier, and didn&#8217;t remember if she&#8217;d taken it out. WELP, MYSTERY SOLVED!<\/p>\n<p>PSA for the weekend: don&#8217;t drink and diddle. Well, do, but don&#8217;t forget to remove the toy. Like, seriously. Maybe do a re-con on Monday morning just to make sure.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Friday, and have a fantastic next week &#8211; we&#8217;ll be back August 3rd with a vengeance!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-21086\" data-postid=\"21086\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-21086 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time for a hearty spoonful of WTF-riday before we jet off for a week-long vacay. 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