{"id":21102,"date":"2014-08-06T09:08:33","date_gmt":"2014-08-06T16:08:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=21102"},"modified":"2014-08-06T09:08:33","modified_gmt":"2014-08-06T16:08:33","slug":"germans-love-getting-their-penises-enlarged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/germans-love-getting-their-penises-enlarged\/","title":{"rendered":"Germans Love Getting Their Penises Enlarged"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve chatted a <a title=\"Countries Ranked By Penis Size\" href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/countries-ranked-by-penis-size\/\">few times<\/a> about penis size here on this lil blog, and have, for the most part, come to the conclusion that unless you&#8217;re workin with a micropenis, <a title=\"Does Size Matter? ANOTHER FRICKEN\u2019 STUDY.\" href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/does-size-matter-another-fricken-study\/\">size doesn&#8217;t really matter<\/a> to most women. Apparently, however, studies and science don&#8217;t mean much to Germans, who are like, CONSTANTLY getting their junk surgically enhanced. Via <a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/germany-is-a-veritable-penis-enlargement-paradise-1616541595\" target=\"_blank\">Jezebel: <\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>According to a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.isaps.org\/Media\/Default\/global-statistics\/2014%20ISAPS%20Global%20Stat%20Results.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0survey\u00a0<\/a>recently released by the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, of the 15,414 penile enlargement surgeries that took place last year, 2,716 took place in Germany. That&#8217;s more than all of the dick-embiggening procedures in the rest of the nations that comprise the Top 10, combined!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/penisenglarge.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21103\" alt=\"penisenglarge\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/penisenglarge.jpg\" width=\"636\" height=\"688\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/penisenglarge.jpg 636w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/penisenglarge-277x300.jpg 277w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/penisenglarge-340x367.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 636px) 100vw, 636px\" \/><\/a>Why are those crazy Germans heading into the OR and getting their dicks sawed in half and stuffed with silicone (okay, I don&#8217;t really know how penile enlargement works)? We may never know. What we do know, is that there 2,786 guys walking around with cyborg penises&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And I kind of want to see em.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-21102\" data-postid=\"21102\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-21102 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve chatted a few times about penis size here on this lil blog, and have, for the most part, come to the conclusion that unless you&#8217;re workin with a micropenis, size doesn&#8217;t really matter to most women. Apparently, however, studies and science don&#8217;t mean much to Germans, who are like, CONSTANTLY getting their junk surgically [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[9769,11318,11319,3759],"class_list":["post-21102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-does-size-matter","tag-penile-enlargement","tag-penile-implant","tag-plastic-surgery","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21102"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21104,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21102\/revisions\/21104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}