{"id":21170,"date":"2014-08-28T09:04:53","date_gmt":"2014-08-28T16:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=21170"},"modified":"2014-08-28T09:08:13","modified_gmt":"2014-08-28T16:08:13","slug":"diy-fleshlight-with-bonus-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/diy-fleshlight-with-bonus-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"DIY Fleshlight That Looks Like a Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you in need of a little afternoon delight but are either a) too busy or b) too disgusting to find yourself a booty call? Yes? Ok, second question. Are you really horny, completely and utterly alone AND too broke to buy yourself either a <a title=\"Farrah Abraham Got Her Privates MOLDED.\" href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/farrah-abraham-got-her-privates-molded\/\">Farrah Abraham sex toy<\/a>\u00a0or <a title=\"Good News: You Can Now Have Sex With Your iPad.\" href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/you-can-now-have-sex-with-your-ipad-this-is-not-a-joke\/\">iPad compatible fleshlight<\/a>? Well, you&#8217;re in luck. The folks over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brobible.com\/life\/article\/perfectly-replicate-girls-box-butt\/\" target=\"_blank\">BroBible <\/a>(via Gawker) got a hold of a video tutorial on how to DIY your very own masturbatory tool, using nothing but sock, latex gloves, a blanket, and a belt &#8211; all things that most creepy men have in their homes!<\/p>\n<p>Check out the (terrifyingly silent) instructional vid below, you pervert.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9e5GoVciKZA\" height=\"383\" width=\"636\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I do take issue with BroBible&#8217;s assumption that it &#8220;perfectly replicates&#8221; a woman&#8217;s &#8220;box and butt,&#8221; mainly because no ass I&#8217;ve ever seen has been made of FLEECE. Plus &#8211; what are the odds that you have a skin-colored blanket lying around? The only one I can find is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.medill.us\/13SP-Unclass\/workshops\/typography\/KatherineD-Typography\/DarkwingDuck3.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Darkwing Duck<\/a>-themed and that would make this experiment a VERY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-21170\" data-postid=\"21170\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-21170 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you in need of a little afternoon delight but are either a) too busy or b) too disgusting to find yourself a booty call? Yes? Ok, second question. Are you really horny, completely and utterly alone AND too broke to buy yourself either a Farrah Abraham sex toy\u00a0or iPad compatible fleshlight? Well, you&#8217;re in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[11350,11351,6313,683,1771,2404],"class_list":["post-21170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech-and-gadgets","tag-diy-fleshlight","tag-diy-sex-toys","tag-fleshlight","tag-gross","tag-sex-toys","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21170"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21170"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21175,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21170\/revisions\/21175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}