{"id":21221,"date":"2014-09-15T09:03:33","date_gmt":"2014-09-15T16:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=21221"},"modified":"2014-09-15T07:22:29","modified_gmt":"2014-09-15T14:22:29","slug":"thank-god-pumpkin-spice-condoms-arent-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/thank-god-pumpkin-spice-condoms-arent-real\/","title":{"rendered":"Thank God – Pumpkin Spice Condoms Aren’t Real"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Happy Monday!<\/p>\n

Now that Football is in full swing (and our beloved Chargers just so happened to destroy the Super Bowl Champs <\/a>yesterday), it almost feels like autumn. I mean, yes, it was 112 degrees on the field at Qualcomm and yes, more people were enjoying the beach than we were making chili and wearing scarves, but still – it’s almost TECHNICALLY fall. And in America, that can mean only one thing: Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING. Lattes, muffins, Oreos,<\/a> even BOOZE<\/a> can’t escape from the popular seasonal gourd Starbucks flavor (even if there is technically no pumpkin in their stuff<\/a>).<\/p>\n

One thing you won’t be getting in pumpkin spice flavoring: CONDOMS. Although a photo was making the Twitter rounds<\/a> last week of a Durex condom with a “limited edition” pumpkin spice flavor, turns out it was all a hoax, with one Durex rep telling BuzzFeed,\u00a0\u201cDurex has heard that people are saying we launched a \u2018Pumpkin Spice\u2019 condom,” the spokesperson said. “We can\u2019t claim this one, but we do love it when people spice it up in the bedroom.” (Via HuffPo<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Sad days for the cross section of people who LOVE pumpkin spice and those who like giving BJs with condoms on (so, um, I would guess like 4 weirdos in Seattle?). Great day for the rest of us, because though we are always #teamSAFESEX, that sh*t sounds NASTY.<\/p>\n

For more disgusting condom ideas, check out this<\/a>, this<\/a>, and THIS <\/a>(the worst).<\/p>\n

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