{"id":21267,"date":"2014-09-25T08:33:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-25T15:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=21267"},"modified":"2014-09-25T08:33:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-25T15:33:00","slug":"the-condom-cookbook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-condom-cookbook\/","title":{"rendered":"The Condom Cookbook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I remember eating at a Vietnamese pho restaurant recently, and someone at my table ordered spring rolls. I&#8217;ve never been a fan of the cold, slightly slimy texture of spring rolls, and my opinion was definitely not changed by my friend, who said, &#8220;I love em. It&#8217;s like eating vegetables out of a condom.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>YUCK.<\/p>\n<p>Now whenever I think of spring rolls, I&#8217;m going to think of a Trojan stuffed with rice noodles and shrimp. ::shudder::<\/p>\n<p>This gag-worthy thought has now been made real by\u00a0Kyosuke Kagami, writer of the manga\u00a0<em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mangaupdates.com\/series.html?id=73012\" target=\"_blank\">Sentou Hakai Gakuen Dangerous<\/a>,<\/em>\u00a0who claims he wanted to spread awareness of safe sex because Japanese men are notorious for being terrible at wearing condoms. However, I&#8217;m not sure recipes for &#8220;Condom Meat Stuffing&#8221; and &#8220;Condom Escargot&#8221; are the way to solve this important issue.<\/p>\n<p>Check out the video trailer for the e-book, &#8220;Condom Meals I Want to Make for You&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oMtE18PpY18\" height=\"383\" width=\"636\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And now, feel free to enjoy your lunch. Maybe some spring rolls?<\/p>\n<p>Story via<a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/oh-hey-its-a-condom-cookbook-1637562566\" target=\"_blank\"> Kotaku<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-21267\" data-postid=\"21267\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-21267 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember eating at a Vietnamese pho restaurant recently, and someone at my table ordered spring rolls. I&#8217;ve never been a fan of the cold, slightly slimy texture of spring rolls, and my opinion was definitely not changed by my friend, who said, &#8220;I love em. It&#8217;s like eating vegetables out of a condom.&#8221; YUCK. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[11388,683,11389,11390,21,2404],"class_list":["post-21267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-condom-recipes","tag-gross","tag-kyosuke-kagami","tag-meals-made-with-condoms","tag-safe-sex","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21267"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21267"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21270,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21267\/revisions\/21270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}