{"id":21303,"date":"2014-10-08T08:33:43","date_gmt":"2014-10-08T15:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=21303"},"modified":"2014-10-08T08:34:53","modified_gmt":"2014-10-08T15:34:53","slug":"hump-day-hottie-val-mercado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-val-mercado\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Val Mercado"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes when we see chicks whose Instagram feeds are 99% selfies, we wonder how many MORE selfies they have stashed on their phones. Like, do they have to upgrade their cloud storage once a month because they took 3,000 photos that time the elevator got stuck for 12 minutes? Whatever – all we know is we thank the heavens every day for venues like Instagram where super hot, unfamous chicks can share their countless selfies with the horny world at large. It’s basically the only thing we do when we’re not on OBC on our phones, looking for local hook ups.<\/p>\n

Unfamous chicks like, say, Val Mercado — whose IG bio only says “NYC.” <\/a>That’s all we know about her. Is she a model? A designer? An uncommonly pretty girl working at FedEx?\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0I don’t know. All I know is she’s bangin’, and brightened our Wednesday with this stunning photo (one that’s actually NOT a selfie – surprise surprise):<\/p>\n

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You know, we never thought those 80s French-cut bathing suits would be hot again, but LO AND BEHOLD, there you have a boner-iffic display of Baywatch-style hotness. And for making those sexy again, and for sharing, seriously, like 200 selfies a week,<\/a> we award Val Mercado our Hump Day Hottie award of the week. Keep it up!<\/p>\n\n

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Sometimes when we see chicks whose Instagram feeds are 99% selfies, we wonder how many MORE selfies they have stashed on their phones. Like, do they have to upgrade their cloud storage once a month because they took 3,000 photos that time the elevator got stuck for 12 minutes? Whatever – all we know is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[7951,11409,11408,11407,11073,11052],"class_list":["post-21303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bcu-hotties","tag-hump-day-hottie","tag-sexy-instagram-models","tag-val-mercado-instagram","tag-val-mercado-sexy","tag-wcw","tag-woman-crush-wednesday","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21303"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21307,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21303\/revisions\/21307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}