{"id":21340,"date":"2014-10-20T09:30:38","date_gmt":"2014-10-20T16:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=21340"},"modified":"2014-10-20T09:29:18","modified_gmt":"2014-10-20T16:29:18","slug":"couple-gets-stuck-together-after-ocean-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/couple-gets-stuck-together-after-ocean-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Couple Gets STUCK Together After Ocean Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Not as fun as it looks.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Team OBC is totally on board with a little public hook up. We’re talked about it MANY A TIME<\/a>. Like, a whole lot.<\/a>\u00a0But apparently, just as you probably shouldn’t get down and dirty in an area packed with CARNIVOROUS WILD ANIMALS<\/a>, you also might wanna be careful doin’ the nasty in the ocean, because you can get STUCK TOGETHER.<\/p>\n

Via IB Times<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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The Italian couple took\u00a0advantage\u00a0of a warm day and an isolated beach in the Marche region of Italy\u00a0by going for a skinny dip\u00a0in the sea, and embracing in a passionate clinch.<\/p>\n

But the passion soon became embarrassment and\u00a0pain\u00a0when they realised they were unable to pull away from one another.<\/p>\n

Italian newspaper\u00a0Il Mattino<\/em>\u00a0reported that the man was “unable to extricate himself from the woman due to\u00a0suction”.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

That sounds unpleasant, doesn’t it? Even worse, the couple had to flag someone down on the shore to get the couple a towel and get them onto the sand so they could call an ambulance and get to the hospital. Talk about salt on the wound, eh?<\/p>\n

They were taken to a local\u00a0hospital, where\u00a0a doctor freed them by giving the woman an injection to dilate her\u00a0uterus.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I can’t imagine the conversation you have when you get home from the hospital after have to allow doctors PHYSICALLY EXTRICATE A PENIS FROM YOUR VAGINA.\u00a0I mean, are you like, “let’s get some pizza and watch a movie?” Or do you break up and never speak again because you are cursed? I dunno – all I know is we’re probably gonna turn down salt water romps in the future. Ouch.<\/p>\n

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