{"id":217,"date":"2008-09-29T09:47:12","date_gmt":"2008-09-29T09:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=217"},"modified":"2014-10-29T22:49:11","modified_gmt":"2014-10-30T05:49:11","slug":"dating-donts-no-motorboat-you-gotta-be-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dating-donts-no-motorboat-you-gotta-be-kidding-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Dating Dont&#8217;s : No Motorboat? You Gotta Be Kidding Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-249\" title=\"ishot-72\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/ishot-72-300x101.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"101\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Megan from Jezebel gives us her ridiculous list of how men ruin their chances of having sex.  Seriously, no motorboat?  You can&#8217;t joke around like that!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a title=\"A Guy's Guide to Not Getting it On\" href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/5051963\/a-guys-guide-to-not-getting-it-on\" target=\"_blank\">A Guy&#8217;s Guide to Not Getting it On<br \/>\n<\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">It&#8217;s a good thing I don&#8217;t have a problem with number one on the list.  Damn it feels good to be a gangster <a href=\"http:\/\/www.east-inflatables.com\/Cheap-Inflatable-Slides-3-b0.html\">giant water slides<\/a>!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-217\" data-postid=\"217\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-217 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Megan from Jezebel gives us her ridiculous list of how men ruin their chances of having sex. Seriously, no motorboat? You can&#8217;t joke around like that! A Guy&#8217;s Guide to Not Getting it On It&#8217;s a good thing I don&#8217;t have a problem with number one on the list. Damn it feels good to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3,4],"tags":[11792,45,461,1237,725,128],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-dating-and-sex","category-thelife","tag-advice","tag-booty-call","tag-hook-up","tag-motorboat","tag-rules","tag-sex","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21387,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions\/21387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}