{"id":21948,"date":"2015-03-23T09:00:10","date_gmt":"2015-03-23T16:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=21948"},"modified":"2015-03-20T17:18:48","modified_gmt":"2015-03-21T00:18:48","slug":"sex-advice-from-john-stamos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sex-advice-from-john-stamos\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex Advice From John Stamos"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s Monday, which means you’re probably moving at a snail’s pace, wondering when is too early to have a second breakfast, and considering making a doctor’s appointment to check for chlamydia cause dat girl was QUESTIONABLE this weekend (Glove your JUNK, BRO<\/a>). However, here at Booty Call University a lazy, sleepy, hungover or just plain boring Monday is no excuse not to get a lesson in b-o-o-t-y.<\/p>\n

This week, your advice comes from 51-year-old Full House<\/em> star John Stamos, who recently shared his sexing tips with Page Six magazine. Via Gawker<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“It’s about listening, asking, talking … I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me, it’s more rhythm than melody with a woman… \u00a0but it’s all listening … With women, you have to listen to their bodies.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Decent advice, we’d say. In a world where women would much rather watch lesbian porn<\/a> because even ACTORS can’t convince them those girls would get off by a dude just jackhammering her cervix, guys could use all the advice to SLOW DOWN that they can get. So next time you’re in the sack, dudes, remember – “it’s more rhythm than melody… listen to their bodies.”<\/p>\n\n

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