{"id":24594,"date":"2019-08-28T08:51:23","date_gmt":"2019-08-28T15:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=24594"},"modified":"2019-08-27T15:51:33","modified_gmt":"2019-08-27T22:51:33","slug":"dirty-disney-jokes-to-make-you-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dirty-disney-jokes-to-make-you-lol\/","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Disney Jokes to Make You LOL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-24595\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/disneybikini-1024x675.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/disneybikini-1024x675.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/disneybikini-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/disneybikini-768x506.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/disneybikini.jpg 1226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes you need a laugh to get you through the monotony of the week, and on this Hump Day we&#8217;re feeling that extra hard. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/spenceralthouse\/really-dirty-disney-jokes\">Thanks for BuzzFeed though<\/a>, we are equally laughing and cringing as we make our way through this AMAZING list of dirty Disney jokes. Enjoy:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold\"><span class=\"subbuzz__number\">1.<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">A: She gagged.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold\"><span class=\"subbuzz__number\">2.<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Where is Peter Pan&#8217;s favorite place to eat out?<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">A: Wendy&#8217;s<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold\"><span class=\"subbuzz__number\">3.<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Why did Chip and Dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">A: Because they busted a nut in her.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold\"><span class=\"subbuzz__number\">4.<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Why was Anger so mad at Sadness?<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">A: Because she gave him blue balls.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold\"><span class=\"subbuzz__number\">5.<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">What happened after Snow White sat in the bath, feeling happy?<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">A: Happy got out, so she felt Grumpy.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold\"><span class=\"subbuzz__number\">6.<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Why does Bambi\u2019s friend, Thumper, not make noise during sex?<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">A: Cause he has cotton balls.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"subbuzz__title xs-mb1 bold\"><span class=\"subbuzz__number\">7.<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"js-subbuzz__title-text\">Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce. He responded, &#8220;Are you f***ing serious?!&#8221; Minnie responded:<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">A: &#8220;NO! 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