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We all know Cosmo gives TERRIBLE advice<\/a> to women, like, all the time. This one might take the cake though – a “tip” on how to measure your guy’s manhood “without him noticing.” Via BuzzFeed:<\/a><\/p>\n “Want to know how your man stacks up? You can’t exactly bring a ruler to bed, but you can ‘accidentally’ drop a Sharpie in his lap. The average erect penis measures 12.7cm, about the length of the iconic marker.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Yes, you know how very normal and not weird at all it would be to be carrying around a Sharpie with you… when about to hook up with someone. SMH, dude.<\/p>\n\n We all know Cosmo gives TERRIBLE advice to women, like, all the time. This one might take the cake though – a “tip” on how to measure your guy’s manhood “without him noticing.” Via BuzzFeed: “Want to know how your man stacks up? You can’t exactly bring a ruler to bed, but you can ‘accidentally’ […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25033"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25033"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25035,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25033\/revisions\/25035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"