{"id":2525,"date":"2010-01-18T16:19:47","date_gmt":"2010-01-18T23:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=2525"},"modified":"2010-01-18T16:19:47","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T23:19:47","slug":"what-her-sex-excuse-really-means","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/what-her-sex-excuse-really-means\/","title":{"rendered":"What Her Sex Excuse Really Means"},"content":{"rendered":"
Sure, sometimes she’s serious when she says “I have a headache…” but for the most part, women turn down sex for many different reasons. \u00a0With the help of HolyTaco<\/a>, the BCU staff unravels the mystery of what her sex excuse really<\/em> means.<\/div>\n
1. I’m Just Tired<\/strong><\/div>\n
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This one is easy. The truth is, she is tired… Of you! 2 minutes of missionary followed by instant snoring might be great for you, but to her, it becomes a nightly chore. Spice it up tonight and watch her yawning face turn into… Well, a different face.<\/p>\n

2.”I have an important meeting in the morning.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

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This is the WORST excuse. This excuse basically says, “your skills in the sack are so atrocious that they literally ruin my entire night’s sleep and could cause me to lose my job.” Similar to excuse number one, this means she is totally bored. You need to fix this if you ever want to have sex again.<\/p>\n

2. “I’m on my period (or) I forgot to take my pill.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

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