{"id":25363,"date":"2020-05-12T09:03:20","date_gmt":"2020-05-12T16:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=25363"},"modified":"2020-05-11T10:06:34","modified_gmt":"2020-05-11T17:06:34","slug":"ikea-asks-patrons-not-to-masturbate-in-the-store-after-viral-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/ikea-asks-patrons-not-to-masturbate-in-the-store-after-viral-video\/","title":{"rendered":"IKEA Asks Patrons Not to Masturbate in the Store After Viral Video"},"content":{"rendered":"

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File this one under “headlines we never thought we’d read”. According to TMZ, the Swedish furniture company was forced to issue a statement after a video surfaced out of China showing a woman pleasuring herself on various pieces of furniture throughout the store – while people shopped around her!<\/p>\n

Via TMZ:<\/a><\/p>\n

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The Swedish furniture company is kindly reminding folks not to masturbate while shopping after footage of a woman doing just that went viral on Chinese social media.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n
In the raunchy clip, you see a half-dressed woman touching herself while sitting on sofas, chairs and beds displayed throughout the store — at one point, other shoppers walk by and seemingly get a peep show. The woman even twerks for the camera.<\/p>\n<\/section>\n
IKEA is very concerned this could become a trend. The Swedish homeware group says … \u201cWe resolutely oppose and condemn this kind of behavior, and immediately reported it to the police in the city of the suspected store.”<\/p>\n<\/section>\n
IKEA’s reminding shoppers to visit stores in an “orderly and civilized way.” Translation … hands to yourselves (social distancing and all), but NOT on yourselves, please!<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n
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File this one under “headlines we never thought we’d read”. According to TMZ, the Swedish furniture company was forced to issue a statement after a video surfaced out of China showing a woman pleasuring herself on various pieces of furniture throughout the store – while people shopped around her! Via TMZ: The Swedish furniture company […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25363"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25365,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25363\/revisions\/25365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}