{"id":2537,"date":"2010-01-15T14:58:42","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T21:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=2537"},"modified":"2010-01-15T14:58:42","modified_gmt":"2010-01-15T21:58:42","slug":"the-top-5-worst-roommates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-top-5-worst-roommates\/","title":{"rendered":"The Top 5 Worst Roommates"},"content":{"rendered":"

Having a roommate can be one of the most fun parts of your life. Like having a constant companion, someone you can vent to, go out drinking with, and then lay around hungover with the whole next day. However, pick the wrong roommate and you will end up in the world’s worst living situation.<\/p>\n

Here is our top 5 list of the worst people you will ever live with.<\/p>\n

5. The Dead Beat<\/p>\n

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Oh, the DeadBeat. You should have known before you moved in with this guy that it was a bad idea. This is the guy who always lets you buy the first round at a bar, says “I’ll get the next one,” and then strangely has to leave right when your beers are getting empty. So technically, it’s your own fault that you somehow always ending up paying his share of the rent because he “lost” his paycheck.<\/p>\n

4. The Food Stealer<\/p>\n

\"FoodWho knew a sandwich could be so infuriating? Maybe you’ve had a long day and that delicious sub from that Italian deli that’s sitting in your fridge at home is ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT. But somehow, as though by some form of fattie magic, it’s gone. Food Stealer always denies it, but you can smell salami on their breath. And you’ve never been so angry in all your life.<\/p>\n

3. The Couch Potato<\/p>\n

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Remember when you loved that couch? With its deep cushions and perfect TV angle, you pretty much consider that couch family. Until now, that is, as it is permanently inhabited by the Couch Potato and his annoying girlfriend. It’s basically one giant $700 napkin now. RIP, couch.<\/p>\n

2. Mr. OCD<\/p>\n

\"Anal<\/p>\n

Mr. OCD has many skills. From the ability to hear a single crumb hit the floor, to their mastery of making you feel guilty for not making your own bed. It’s like living with your parents again, except that Mr. OCD is so passive aggressive that they will probably keep all their crazy pent up until one day they explode because you didn’t properly line up the forks in the silverware drawer.<\/p>\n

1. The Slob<\/p>\n

\"Slob\"Far, far worse than Mr. OCD is the slob. While at first you’ll think it’s gross that their room permanently smells like cheese, and maybe you’ll try halfheartedly to get them to clean up their pubes from the bathroom sink, eventually you’ll just give up. It is at least a little entertaining to watch them eat cereal with a spatula, just because they don’t want to wash a spoon. Still. Whatever it takes, break that lease and get out, because the Slob gene is totally contagious.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.holytaco.com\/9-worst-roommates-you-will-ever-have<\/a><\/p>\n\n

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