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You can always count on Redditors to share some LOL moments of sexual realization – and that was certainly the case in this thread:<\/p>\n

“Women, what surprised you the most the first time you saw or played with a penis?”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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Here are some of the funniest responses, via BuzzFeed:<\/a><\/p>\n

“BALL SKIN IS CONSTANTLY MOVING. Surreal. It\u2019s like a moving Magic Eye painting.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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“[I thought] it had ribs. I was confused as hell, it really felt like there were bones in there. Only later did I realize that it was the condoms we used that had those structures on it. Took a while for me to get used to the fact that dicks usually don’t have ribs…”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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“Saw a ‘grower, not a show-er’ and was super impressed by the size when erect compared to flaccid.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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“That it sort of floated in a bath…I didn\u2019t expect that.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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“The veins!”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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\u00a0“How completely floppy and structureless it is when soft. I always want to flop it around like those gel sparkle stress toy tubes from the ’90s.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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“It can jump on its own.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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“The texture of the skin, soft and warm. But also how it had a curve in it, I thought a penis was meant to be completely straight…”<\/span><\/h2>\n\n
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You can always count on Redditors to share some LOL moments of sexual realization – and that was certainly the case in this thread: “Women, what surprised you the most the first time you saw or played with a penis?”   Here are some of the funniest responses, via BuzzFeed: “BALL SKIN IS CONSTANTLY MOVING. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25693"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25693"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25695,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25693\/revisions\/25695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}