{"id":26281,"date":"2021-02-02T08:44:32","date_gmt":"2021-02-02T15:44:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=26281"},"modified":"2021-02-01T14:01:05","modified_gmt":"2021-02-01T21:01:05","slug":"anal-covid-testing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/anal-covid-testing\/","title":{"rendered":"Anal Covid Testing?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"585\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Screen-Shot-2021-02-01-at-12.58.16-PM-1024x585.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-26282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Screen-Shot-2021-02-01-at-12.58.16-PM-1024x585.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Screen-Shot-2021-02-01-at-12.58.16-PM-300x172.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Screen-Shot-2021-02-01-at-12.58.16-PM-768x439.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Screen-Shot-2021-02-01-at-12.58.16-PM.jpg 1144w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>By now you&#8217;ve probably had a long AF Q-tip jammed up your nose for a COVID test, and thought, man that&#8217;s uncomfortable. But at least you didn&#8217;t have to get one up your BUTT, right? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Here is a demonstration of the new COVID-19 testing methods in Chinese airports. <br \/><br \/>Have you printed your boarding pass yet? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3HCo5yaImD\">pic.twitter.com\/3HCo5yaImD<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Dr. David Samadi, MD (@drdavidsamadi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drdavidsamadi\/status\/1355174116542849027?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 29, 2021<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>Via TMZ:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Some Chinese officials have rolled out a whole new way to test for COVID-19 &#8212; and it entails bending over and spreading &#8217;em &#8230; something we can now see in a test run.<\/p><p>Check out this video of a Chinese health official demonstrating how their new anal swabbing method works &#8230; doing the deed on none other than a life-size dummy, who is oh-so-compromised.<\/p><cite>While some Chinese experts insist the anal swab test is much more accurate at detecting the &#8216;rona &#8212; a lot of people aren&#8217;t too happy about the surprise screenings they&#8217;re being subjected to at airports in parts of northern China, including in the country&#8217;s capital of Beijing.<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>LOL. 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