{"id":27159,"date":"2021-12-07T09:39:44","date_gmt":"2021-12-07T16:39:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=27159"},"modified":"2021-12-06T11:44:11","modified_gmt":"2021-12-06T18:44:11","slug":"bomb-squad-called-when-man-arrives-to-hospital-with-artillery-shell-in-his-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/bomb-squad-called-when-man-arrives-to-hospital-with-artillery-shell-in-his-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Bomb Squad Called When Man Arrives to Hospital with Artillery Shell IN HIS BUTT"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"884\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Screen-Shot-2021-12-06-at-10.43.32-AM-1024x884.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27160\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Screen-Shot-2021-12-06-at-10.43.32-AM-1024x884.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Screen-Shot-2021-12-06-at-10.43.32-AM-300x259.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Screen-Shot-2021-12-06-at-10.43.32-AM-768x663.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Screen-Shot-2021-12-06-at-10.43.32-AM.jpg 1286w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>How many times do we need to tell people <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-strange-things-people-put-in-their-butts\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"27106\">DON&#8217;T STICK RANDOM STUFF IN YOUR BUTT<\/a>? Especially, ESPECIALLY not a BOMB.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Via <a href=\"https:\/\/toofab.com\/2021\/12\/06\/bomb-squad-called-to-hospital-after-patient-arrives-with-wwii-artillery-shell-in-his-rectum\/\">TooFab<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>A hospital in the UK was forced to alert the bomb squad after a patient arrived with a World War II artillery shell lodged in his rectum.<\/p><p>The unnamed patient, a civilian who collects military memorabilia, presented at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital, telling doctors he &#8220;slipped and fell&#8221; on the 7&#8243; long, 2.5&#8243; wide anti-tank round while clearing out his home.<\/p><p>Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment were immediately scrambled to ensure the device didn&#8217;t explode,\u00a0<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/news\/16923295\/bomb-squad-hospital-bottom-shell\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Sun<\/a>\u00a0reported.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Luckily no one was hurt (besides the dude with the 7&#8243; bomb in his butthole I guess), and we&#8217;re guessing he&#8217;ll be leaving the memorabilia on the wall next time.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-27159\" data-postid=\"27159\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-27159 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many times do we need to tell people DON&#8217;T STICK RANDOM STUFF IN YOUR BUTT? Especially, ESPECIALLY not a BOMB. Via TooFab A hospital in the UK was forced to alert the bomb squad after a patient arrived with a World War II artillery shell lodged in his rectum. 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