{"id":27194,"date":"2021-12-21T07:56:00","date_gmt":"2021-12-21T14:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=27194"},"modified":"2021-12-20T16:02:16","modified_gmt":"2021-12-20T23:02:16","slug":"would-you-watch-mrs-claus-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/would-you-watch-mrs-claus-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Would You Watch Mrs. Claus Porn?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"700\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Version2Holidays2017DIRTW.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Version2Holidays2017DIRTW.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Version2Holidays2017DIRTW-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Version2Holidays2017DIRTW-768x538.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>When we think of holiday sex symbols, Mrs. Claus probably falls somewhere below a sexy witch and above the Tooth Fairy. But apparently that hasnt stopped people from looking for videos of Santa&#8217;s wife to jerk it to, according to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/en\/article\/dyp3dq\/mrs-claus-porn-sex-symbol-santa-christmas\">VICE. <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>A horny Mrs. Claus has emerged as a\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/en\/article\/43qv3w\/porn-stars-tell-us-what-its-like-to-play-santa\">fairly popular character in porn<\/a>\u00a0over the past few years, though no one really knows how and when she found her calling in the adult industry. Though her husband, Santa, remains a far more\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/en\/article\/wx8j49\/horny-santa-porn\">popular figure people want to fuck<\/a>\u00a0around this time of the year, the matronly woman has become a sex symbol in her own right.\u00a0<\/p><p>Dozens if not hundreds of porn plots take advantage of Mrs. Claus situations. Myers detailed the most popular tropes her story is built around: Husband is mostly at work leaving her at home all alone, except for their employees; it is cold and she needs warmth; there is always a toy or candy cane just laying around.<\/p><p>According to Pornhub stats shared with VICE, on Christmas Day, searches for \u201cMrs. Claus\u201d grow up to 401 percent higher than their December average, while \u201cSanta Claus\u201d could go up 374 percent, and \u201cElf\u201d is up 90 percent.\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Well damn, sounds like Mrs. Claus is a real ho ho ho. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-27194\" data-postid=\"27194\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-27194 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When we think of holiday sex symbols, Mrs. Claus probably falls somewhere below a sexy witch and above the Tooth Fairy. But apparently that hasnt stopped people from looking for videos of Santa&#8217;s wife to jerk it to, according to VICE. 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