{"id":27232,"date":"2022-02-24T09:16:00","date_gmt":"2022-02-24T16:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=27232"},"modified":"2022-02-23T18:16:18","modified_gmt":"2022-02-24T01:16:18","slug":"lol-sex-mistakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/lol-sex-mistakes\/","title":{"rendered":"LOL Sex Mistakes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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We’re all for trying new things in bed. Experimenting. Learning what makes you tick. But not all experiments end successfully – ask any scientist! And these folks over at Reddit<\/a> (via Buzzfeed) learning that these particular activities were NOT for them. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. “Candles in the bath. It had to come to a stop when I saw smoke and smelt burning hair.”<\/li>
  2. “Candy underwear. It\u2019s all fun and games until you bite a piece off and the stretchy string snaps something it shouldn\u2019t.”<\/li>
  3. “Decided to throw my woman on the bed to be sexy, she hit her head on the nightstand and started crying. Never finished faster.”<\/li>
  4. “Rose petals on the bed. Nothing like picking rolled up flowers off your ass after doing the deed.”<\/li>
  5. “Warming lube. It felt like my regions were on fire and I had to jump out of bed, waddle to the bathroom, and wash it all off. Do not recommend.”<\/li>
  6. “Shower sex while drunk. I tried to grab the water and fell out of the shower wrapped in the shower curtain.”<\/li>
  7. “Sex in a hot tub. It seems like it\u2019s going to be super hot at first but it ends up being extremely exhausting. You forget water creates a lot of resistance. Better to start foreplay in there and move to somewhere else.”<\/li>
  8. “Anal. She told me to stick my pinky up her ass and so I did (gently) and she cried.”<\/li>
  9. “She wanted to surprise me by sucking my toes \u2014 I reflexively kicked her in the head.”<\/li>
  10. “Pulling out. My son is 10 years old now.”<\/strong><\/li><\/ol>\n\n
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