{"id":27239,"date":"2022-01-11T09:17:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-11T16:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=27239"},"modified":"2022-01-11T12:34:34","modified_gmt":"2022-01-11T19:34:34","slug":"raunchiest-bob-saget-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/raunchiest-bob-saget-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Most LOL Bob Saget Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>We were deeply saddened to hear about the shocking death of one of the best comedians out there &#8211; Full House&#8217;s Bob Saget. And while so many knew him for being &#8220;America&#8217;s Dad&#8221; in that ultra-wholesome role, his best comedy was absolutely NOT family friendly. Here are a few SUPER NSFW quotes that had us rolling. RIP, BOB! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve banged half the girls in this room, and that is f*ckin&#8217; not true. I haven&#8217;t banged anyone here. I&#8217;ve put my pinky in your butts, couple of you.\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"850\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1630111740-quote-i-don-t-roll-like-that-but-i-ve-never-been-with-a-hooker-either-yeah-that-s-good-to-say-in-an-bob-saget-161477.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1630111740-quote-i-don-t-roll-like-that-but-i-ve-never-been-with-a-hooker-either-yeah-that-s-good-to-say-in-an-bob-saget-161477.jpeg 850w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1630111740-quote-i-don-t-roll-like-that-but-i-ve-never-been-with-a-hooker-either-yeah-that-s-good-to-say-in-an-bob-saget-161477-300x141.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1630111740-quote-i-don-t-roll-like-that-but-i-ve-never-been-with-a-hooker-either-yeah-that-s-good-to-say-in-an-bob-saget-161477-768x361.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"850\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/quote-i-have-the-brain-of-a-german-shepherd-and-the-body-of-a-16-year-old-boy-they-re-both-bob-saget-62-74-67.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/quote-i-have-the-brain-of-a-german-shepherd-and-the-body-of-a-16-year-old-boy-they-re-both-bob-saget-62-74-67.jpeg 850w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/quote-i-have-the-brain-of-a-german-shepherd-and-the-body-of-a-16-year-old-boy-they-re-both-bob-saget-62-74-67-300x141.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/quote-i-have-the-brain-of-a-german-shepherd-and-the-body-of-a-16-year-old-boy-they-re-both-bob-saget-62-74-67-768x361.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Marijuana is not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck dick for marijuana?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"850\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/quote-my-dad-s-like-if-your-mom-and-i-are-having-sex-and-we-videotape-it-and-she-falls-out-bob-saget-143-91-30.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/quote-my-dad-s-like-if-your-mom-and-i-are-having-sex-and-we-videotape-it-and-she-falls-out-bob-saget-143-91-30.jpeg 850w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/quote-my-dad-s-like-if-your-mom-and-i-are-having-sex-and-we-videotape-it-and-she-falls-out-bob-saget-143-91-30-300x141.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/quote-my-dad-s-like-if-your-mom-and-i-are-having-sex-and-we-videotape-it-and-she-falls-out-bob-saget-143-91-30-768x361.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, f*ck that sh*t. That&#8217;s&#8230; eww. Who came up with that? &#8220;f*ck that sh*t.&#8221; No thanks, I&#8217;m good. Do not &#8211; Kids, don&#8217;t f*ck that sh*t. You&#8217;ll get an infection. You listen to me, I&#8217;m a doctor and a pharmacist and a 9-1-1 operator. I know what the f*ck I&#8217;m doing. Don&#8217;t f*ck that sh*t. That would be a good public service announcement for Nickelodeon. &#8220;Hi, this is Bob Saget. Don&#8217;t f*ck that sh*t. Stay in school. And read.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And this last video featuring Bob &#8220;partying with a girl from Poughkeepsie&#8221;: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"730\" height=\"410\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zXbEyzaDh8I\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-27239\" data-postid=\"27239\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-27239 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were deeply saddened to hear about the shocking death of one of the best comedians out there &#8211; Full House&#8217;s Bob Saget. And while so many knew him for being &#8220;America&#8217;s Dad&#8221; in that ultra-wholesome role, his best comedy was absolutely NOT family friendly. 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