{"id":2728,"date":"2010-01-25T17:37:33","date_gmt":"2010-01-26T00:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=2728"},"modified":"2010-01-25T17:37:33","modified_gmt":"2010-01-26T00:37:33","slug":"top-5-most-worthless-inventions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/top-5-most-worthless-inventions\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Most Worthless Inventions"},"content":{"rendered":"

Infomercials are hilarious. From the Snuggie to the Potty Patch, we’ve been battered by inventions that seem to serve little to no purpose. With a little help from Visboo.com<\/a>, we’ve compiled a list of the top 5 most worthless inventions.<\/p>\n

5. Shoe Mop<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"shoe<\/p>\n

What’s that, you ask? Can house cleaning get easier? Answer: No. Cleaning sucks, and trying to take hands out of the equation isn’t going to help.<\/p>\n

4. the Potty Putter<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"potty<\/p>\n

Just when you thought your grandfather couldn’t spend any more time in the bathroom, the Potty Putter was invented. It even comes with a door knob sign that says, “Do Not Disturb.” This is just all sorts of wrong.<\/p>\n

3. Hair Visor<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"hair<\/p>\n

Losing your hair, but too broke to get plugs? No problem! Put on the Hair Visor and the world will be convinced that not only do you have a full head of orangish brownish hair, but that you also think visors are in.<\/p>\n

2. The Quik Pod<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"quik<\/p>\n

I was under the impression that we had all mastered the MySpace self-shot angle, but apparently I was very wrong, because they’ve invented this bulky, metal arm that will give you a hand.<\/p>\n

1. The Get a Grip<\/strong>\"get<\/p>\n

Wine glasses are such a hassle. Not anymore! The “Get a Grip” is here to provide you with some wine glass training-wheels. Look how classy that guy looks with his bright red, plastic wine glass stem. <\/p>\n\n

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Infomercials are hilarious. From the Snuggie to the Potty Patch, we’ve been battered by inventions that seem to serve little to no purpose. With a little help from Visboo.com, we’ve compiled a list of the top 5 most worthless inventions. 5. Shoe Mop What’s that, you ask? Can house cleaning get easier? Answer: No. Cleaning […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,20],"tags":[1565,1551,1552,1553,960,1549,1555,1554,746,1564,1548,1550],"class_list":["post-2728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","category-tech-and-gadgets","tag-consumer-products","tag-dumb-inventions","tag-get-a-grip","tag-hair-visor","tag-inventions","tag-pointless","tag-potty-putter","tag-shoe-mop","tag-shopping","tag-skymall","tag-stupid-inventions","tag-worthless","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2728"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2742,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728\/revisions\/2742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}