{"id":27768,"date":"2022-08-03T09:36:00","date_gmt":"2022-08-03T16:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=27768"},"modified":"2022-08-02T11:57:03","modified_gmt":"2022-08-02T18:57:03","slug":"would-you-sleep-with-elon-musk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/would-you-sleep-with-elon-musk\/","title":{"rendered":"Would You Sleep With Elon Musk?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Elon Musk was in the headlines recently (when has he not been, I guess), for claiming that he hasn&#8217;t gotten laid &#8220;in ages&#8221;. While that&#8217;s certainly confusing considering he has a young child, people are wondering how one of the world&#8217;s richest men hasn&#8217;t gotten someone, at least someone, in the sack in the recent past. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"656\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screen-Shot-2022-08-02-at-11.53.27-AM-1024x656.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27769\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screen-Shot-2022-08-02-at-11.53.27-AM-1024x656.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screen-Shot-2022-08-02-at-11.53.27-AM-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screen-Shot-2022-08-02-at-11.53.27-AM-768x492.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Screen-Shot-2022-08-02-at-11.53.27-AM.jpg 1146w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/en\/article\/epzx9m\/reply-guys-line-up-to-fuck-elon-musk-and-break-his-dry-spell\">As Vice points out<\/a>, it&#8217;s an obvious thirst trap &#8212; one that will surely end his dry spell (if it even exists) by way of Twitter DMs. According to the outlet, singles are lining up to take one for the team and help Elon out of his rut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>\u201cI can help just for practice. It\u2019s a good workout,\u201d says @meta_rach. \u201cI volunteer,\u201d says @LaciMarieKnight, who has a bunch of Musk-related hashtags and a Musk quote in her bio.<\/p><p>\u201cOMG, now you\u2019re gonna have girls lining up outside your house and it going to be a looooong line,\u201d @chick_check88 replied. Is it??<\/p><p>\u201cBullshit bro. I\u2019m happily married with an amazing wife; even she understands if I helped you out. She would even be proud of me. Even if I myself would feel like shit. Lol thats like hell for me but I would do it. Lol.,\u201d replied @BanksyMaximo<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>So &#8211; would you do it? 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