{"id":27775,"date":"2022-08-05T08:01:00","date_gmt":"2022-08-05T15:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=27775"},"modified":"2022-08-04T12:05:10","modified_gmt":"2022-08-04T19:05:10","slug":"fake-tan-semen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/fake-tan-semen\/","title":{"rendered":"Fake Tan + Semen = ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/SprayTan.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-27776\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/SprayTan.png 800w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/SprayTan-300x188.png 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/SprayTan-768x480.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>In a recent Reddit thread, a person asked a very commonly fielded question: what&#8217;s something you didn&#8217;t know about sex until you did it yourself? While most of the answers were predictable, about foreplay and messiness and queefs and the like, one answer caught our attention: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Semen can strip a spray tan. Via user <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/vtbtu0\/whats_something_you_didnt_know_about_sex_before\/if7gm1p\/?utm_source=reddit&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3\">TLynn:<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Here&#8217;s something I discovered recently, probably within the last year or so. Ladies (and gents) who spray tan or use a self-tanner like Bondi, be careful with where you put the semen! My ex-boyfriend and I realized that semen actually\u00a0strips\u00a0the tanner. He would usually get a towel, but sometimes I would just waddle to our bathroom and get cleaned up myself. We noticed, um, &#8216;stripes&#8217; down part of my leg where it had run down on my way to the shower. We tested this out again, and sure enough, fresh semen will strip a fresh spray or self-tan.&#8221;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You heard it here first, guys &#8212; another great reason to use a condom: you don&#8217;t wanna mess up your girl&#8217;s spray tan! <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-27775\" data-postid=\"27775\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-27775 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a recent Reddit thread, a person asked a very commonly fielded question: what&#8217;s something you didn&#8217;t know about sex until you did it yourself? While most of the answers were predictable, about foreplay and messiness and queefs and the like, one answer caught our attention: Semen can strip a spray tan. Via user TLynn: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27775"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27775"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27777,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27775\/revisions\/27777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}