{"id":2815,"date":"2010-01-28T15:05:04","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T22:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=2815"},"modified":"2010-11-11T14:38:07","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T21:38:07","slug":"top-5-crazy-female-body-builders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/top-5-crazy-female-body-builders\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Crazy Female Body Builders"},"content":{"rendered":"

There are just some women in the world you do NOT want to piss off. Drunk girls, PMS-ing girls, and girls with linebacker-sized boyfriends come to mind. However, did you know there are in fact linebacker-sized ladies? It’s true. And they, beyond all others, are women you don’t want to piss off.<\/p>\n

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This seems to be a youngin’. Although her biceps still strike fear into my heart, to most female bodybuilders, she is just shameful. Look at those normally shaped breasts and still ladylike face. Fail!<\/p>\n

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I imagine this one’s name is Jenny, or Suzie. Or some other sweet, Southern name. You might flirt with her in a bar, until she got a little warm and took off her jacket. Good God! Those shoulders!<\/p>\n

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Now we’re starting to get into the big dogs. This orange-skinned beauty is really trying to fem it up, with the booty shorts and camisole. Too bad they don’t detract from the manliest torso I have ever laid eyes on.<\/p>\n

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Cheryl-Lynn here is modelling the fanciest in bodybuilder fashion… The sparkly, bedazzled bikini top. Held together with industrial grade steel to discourage tearing, it also does a great job of distracting the viewer from her frightening, demon-like stare.<\/p>\n

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Our golden girl. As you can see, her penny-tinted skin and crazy misshapen pecs make her appear to be in the peak of physical fitness. While you might not immediately approach her in a bar, she might approach you. And then there will be no escaping that sex appeal. Literally, no escaping.<\/p>\n

Check out TotalProSports<\/a> for more of these Incredible Hulkettes.<\/p>\n\n

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There are just some women in the world you do NOT want to piss off. Drunk girls, PMS-ing girls, and girls with linebacker-sized boyfriends come to mind. However, did you know there are in fact linebacker-sized ladies? It’s true. And they, beyond all others, are women you don’t want to piss off. This seems to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[1616,1613,1614,1619,1624,1625,473,1618,310,1615,1626,1617,309,54],"class_list":["post-2815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","tag-bodies","tag-bodybuilders","tag-buff","tag-crazy-bodies","tag-female-bodybuilders","tag-females","tag-fitness","tag-hulk","tag-list","tag-muscular","tag-muscular-women","tag-scary","tag-top-5","tag-women","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2815"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2815"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6861,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2815\/revisions\/6861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}