{"id":28252,"date":"2024-08-07T13:45:18","date_gmt":"2024-08-07T20:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=28252"},"modified":"2024-08-07T13:45:18","modified_gmt":"2024-08-07T20:45:18","slug":"get-this-sex-blanket-for-your-valentine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/get-this-sex-blanket-for-your-valentine\/","title":{"rendered":"Get This Sex Blanket For Your Next Booty Call"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Sex is awesome – and I’m sure we can all agree that the wetter the better. However, the post-coital clean up involved when you or the one you’re with gets extra wet is LESS fun. Luckily, there’s a company making a blanket that doesn’t need to immediately be stripped from the bed after particularly DAMP session. Via VICE<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Meet] the\u00a0Splash Blanket<\/a>, which is simple in function yet heroic in design. The throw just wants to be on the receiving end of your heaping tablespoons of sexy fluids, whether that\u2019s cum, squirt sauce, lube, period blood\u2014whatever Jambalaya you\u2019re cooking up, the waterproof blanket brand says that it will be able to handle it, and moonlight as a regular house blanket by day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The machine-washable\u00a0blanket<\/a>\u00a0has a velvety texture on both sides that could rival even our finest\u00a0West Elm<\/a>\u00a0throws, and comes in a variety of colorways (favorites include\u00a0Emerald Isle<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0golden showers<\/a>). Most importantly, it can hold up to a liter of liquid.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

It may be too hot to snuggle, but this blanket pulls double duty. Added to CART! <\/p>\n\n\n

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