{"id":28309,"date":"2023-02-18T08:34:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-18T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=28309"},"modified":"2023-02-16T09:13:49","modified_gmt":"2023-02-16T16:13:49","slug":"5-best-condoms-to-use-this-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/5-best-condoms-to-use-this-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Best Condoms to Use This Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Apparently, Feb 14 isn’t just Valentine’s Day, it’s also National Condom Day, which we think is a way better holiday. Talking about safe sex instead of which forced, overpriced Tuesday-night dinner we should have? Yes please.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We know — some people don’t particularly like using condoms. But it’s not 1950 anymore, and there are enough choices out there to find one that works great for you. Vice broke down a few of their faves<\/a>… which is yours? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The SKYN Original Condoms:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This condom has a\u00a0Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants\u00a0<\/em>thing going for it. Somehow, it can fit a variety of small to decidedly above-average penises without skipping a beat, and is made of a near-odorless, polyisoprene that is safe for people with latex allergies. Like\u00a0Maldon salt<\/a>\u00a0or a decent\u00a0cheese grater<\/a>, this one is a horny pantry staple.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

LELO Hex XL Condom (For larger units!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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When I die, stuff my ashes into a\u00a0LELO<\/a>\u00a0Hex condom, sling it over your shoulder, and walk around town talking about what a benevolent ho I was. Luxury Swedish sex toy company LELO makes the best XL condoms, hands-down, in my book, because all of its condoms are made out of a super thin latex with a uniquely hexagonal material that grips and stretches without breaking. They can accommodate girth, length, and a big pounding. They\u2019re also nearly odorless, save for a barely noticeable sweet smell upon opening that I can only describe as the ghost of a\u00a0Viennese\u00a0<\/a>kardinalschnitte<\/a>.\u00a0<\/em>(For regular sausages, we recommend the original LELO Hex.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Okamoto 004 Condoms<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Okamoto is a Japanese condom company known for its thin-fit condoms (and for making\u00a0condoms that taste like\u2026 honey pancakes?<\/a>). As one reviewer explained, \u201cYou can feel your partner’s warmth slightly better than other condoms,\u201d and they even win in thinness over\u00a0Kimono Microthin condoms<\/a>. They\u2019re a little pricier, but worth it.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Playboy’s Classic Premium<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Playboy is always sold out of its highly aesthetic condoms, so why not give these ultra-thin latex slingshots a go while they\u2019re on the shelf? They\u2019re great for people who like a little extra texture, as they\u2019re slightly ribbed, and the box will look stylish floating around your home.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Champ Ultra-Thin Lubricated Condoms<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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No one asked the folks at\u00a0Champ<\/a>\u00a0to make condoms that look like they fell out of Robert Redford\u2019s pocket, but we\u2019re sure glad they did. In addition to the 1970s cigarette carton-feel of the packet, the ultra-thin condoms are made from 100% natural latex, and lubricated with a non-sticky, natural feeling medical-grade silicone lube. Yeehaw.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n

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Apparently, Feb 14 isn’t just Valentine’s Day, it’s also National Condom Day, which we think is a way better holiday. Talking about safe sex instead of which forced, overpriced Tuesday-night dinner we should have? Yes please. We know — some people don’t particularly like using condoms. But it’s not 1950 anymore, and there are enough […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28309"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28309"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28316,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28309\/revisions\/28316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}