{"id":2840,"date":"2010-01-28T17:49:23","date_gmt":"2010-01-29T00:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=2840"},"modified":"2010-01-29T14:16:11","modified_gmt":"2010-01-29T21:16:11","slug":"sex-explained-by-pens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sex-explained-by-pens\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex Explained By Pens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/expresident\/sex-explained-by-pens\" target=\"_blank\">BuzzFeed.com<\/a> recently released a hilarious chart that explains what different sex terms are using pens as the props. By the end they get kinda&#8230; gross&#8230; but all in all, this is much less uncomfortable than the speech my parents gave me.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2841\" title=\"sexpens\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/sexpens.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"539\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/sexpens.jpg 539w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/sexpens-300x296.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/sexpens-340x336.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2842\" title=\"pensex2\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/pensex2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"532\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/pensex2.jpg 532w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/pensex2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/pensex2-300x299.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 532px) 100vw, 532px\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2845\" title=\"sexpenz3\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/sexpenz3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"537\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/sexpenz3.jpg 537w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/sexpenz3-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 537px) 100vw, 537px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BuzzFeed.com recently released a hilarious chart that explains what different sex terms are using pens as the props. By the end they get kinda&#8230; gross&#8230; but all in all, this is much less uncomfortable than the speech my parents gave me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3,4],"tags":[1647,1634,203,1635,1632,953,128,1475,1633],"class_list":["post-2840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-dating-and-sex","category-thelife","tag-bik","tag-chart","tag-funny","tag-funny-pictures","tag-pens","tag-picture","tag-sex","tag-sex-advice","tag-sex-explained-by-pens","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2840"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2840"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2850,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2840\/revisions\/2850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}