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There are many hall of fames that would be nice to be in. MLB, NFL, Rock and roll — but one that you probably especially don’t want to join: the sex mistake hall of fame. Here are some cringe-worthy whoopsies from Reddit users that have us saying, “that’s enough internet for today.” Take it from us – don’t do these things if you want a second date!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“If your dick slips out from your girl, don’t try to stick it back in with force (and definitely don’t when you’re drunk). A buddy of mine did this, and, well…you can imagine the aftermath.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Any mention of how your ex did something in bed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Spicy foods. It’s, ‘Omg, I love you!’ one moment then, ‘Holy shit, everything is on FIRE’ the next (and not in a good way).”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a0“Using a massage gun as a vibrator. Don’t try it out, ladies \u2014 you’ll get bruises, LOL.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“‘Sexy,’ edible stuff, like chocolate or honey. It’s just messy and physically off-putting by the end.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Trying to spank your wife’s ass while she’s riding you, completely missing, and smacking yourself in the balls really hard by accident. Instant softy….”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Screaming, ‘Oh, daddy, yes!’ if you’re a man having sex with a woman.”<\/p>\n\n

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There are many hall of fames that would be nice to be in. MLB, NFL, Rock and roll — but one that you probably especially don’t want to join: the sex mistake hall of fame. Here are some cringe-worthy whoopsies from Reddit users that have us saying, “that’s enough internet for today.” Take it from […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29276"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29278,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29276\/revisions\/29278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}