{"id":29367,"date":"2024-02-22T02:34:00","date_gmt":"2024-02-22T09:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=29367"},"modified":"2024-02-21T14:41:55","modified_gmt":"2024-02-21T21:41:55","slug":"how-to-not-get-a-second-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/how-to-not-get-a-second-date\/","title":{"rendered":"How to NOT Get a Second Date"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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There are few moments as pleasant as feeling on a first date like “yeah, I’d like to do this again.” Maybe it’s when you’re both laughing so hard you’re in tears, or maybe it’s after a very satisfying romp in the bedroom, but either way – thinking “I can’t wait for round 2” feels very nice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

These people, unfortunately, did NOT have that experience. Check out these stories below that made singles think, “nope, not doing that again.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Via BuzzFeed:<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI was once on a date with a girl that was initially going well until about halfway through the date, when she began to mention her ex and how much we looked alike. She kept asking if I had a brother (which I do) and then proceeded to show me pictures of said ex so that I could agree I looked like him? (I did not think we did!) That wasn\u2019t even the final straw. She went on to tell me how he cheated on her and treated her badly while casually dropping the line, \u2018I tried to kill him once\u2026 he is lucky he got out of that one\u2019 with a straight face, no hints of sarcasm. I immediately got up and left after that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI went on a first date with a man who explained what was wrong with each of the last eight women he\u2019d gone on first dates with. For one, it was her calves.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI gave my cell number to a guy at the end of our first date. He called later that evening to tell me he\u2019d done a little research and found out that I was married, mentioned my \u2018husband\u2019s\u2019 name and called me a liar and a cheat. The name was my dad\u2019s. We were on a family share plan. Needless to say, there wasn\u2019t a second date.\u201d\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“One time, I was on a date and before the appetizers even came out, he said \u2019You may be 6?0 standing up, but i\u2019m 6?0 laying down.? I immediately said, \u2018Check please!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWithin the first 10 minutes, my date said, \u2018I have a restraining order against my ex-wife, but she\u2019s still my best friend and the love of my life.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI was running a bit behind to the date so I texted him to let him know and he offered to order me a drink. I arrived to a traditionally handsome finance bro about 10 years my senior, holding a salted rim, spicy margarita. After we cheersed, we locked eyes to take our first sip and just as the liquid was about to hit my lip, he blurted out, loudly, \u2018I can make any woman orgasm.\u2019 No \u2018How was your day?\u2019 Not one \u2018What is your favorite movie?\u2019 Just right out of the gate with orgasming.”<\/p>\n\n

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There are few moments as pleasant as feeling on a first date like “yeah, I’d like to do this again.” Maybe it’s when you’re both laughing so hard you’re in tears, or maybe it’s after a very satisfying romp in the bedroom, but either way – thinking “I can’t wait for round 2” feels very […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29367"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29367"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29369,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29367\/revisions\/29369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}