{"id":29509,"date":"2024-04-09T10:06:10","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T17:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=29509"},"modified":"2024-04-09T10:06:10","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T17:06:10","slug":"no-the-eclipse-was-not-a-sex-magic-ritual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/no-the-eclipse-was-not-a-sex-magic-ritual\/","title":{"rendered":"No, the Eclipse Was Not a Sex Magic Ritual"},"content":{"rendered":"
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People have been absolutely batty since the beginning of time, but thanks to the internet, we now get a front row seat to the rants of crazy people. Like this one from USA Today:<\/a><\/p>

A March 28 Instagram video (direct link<\/a>,\u00a0archive link<\/a>) claims something is amiss about a government agency’s plan to launch rockets during the upcoming eclipse.<\/p>

“Sending a rocket to the moon is really just like a large-scale sex magic ritual,” the woman says. “A rocket is just like a giant obelisk. The moon is the feminine aspect, so the obelisk to the moon \u2013 or a rocket to the moon \u2013 is a sex magic ritual.”<\/p><\/blockquote>

A portion of the caption reads, “So is this ritual, and all its synchronicities, a ritual causing mass psychosis?”<\/p>

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In case you were wondering, no, this isn’t true. Via USA Today:<\/p>

The NASA rockets scheduled for April 8 will be used to study the eclipse’s effect on the upper atmosphere, as they were during a past eclipse. There is no evidence the rockets are tied to any ritual \u2013 sexual, magical or otherwise.<\/p><\/blockquote> <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

People have been absolutely batty since the beginning of time, but thanks to the internet, we now get a front row seat to the rants of crazy people. Like this one from USA Today:A March 28 Instagram video (direct link,\u00a0archive link) claims something is amiss about a government agency’s plan to launch rockets during the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"

People have been absolutely batty since the beginning of time, but thanks to the internet, we now get a front row seat to the rants of crazy people. Like this one from USA Today:<\/a><\/p>

A March 28 Instagram video (direct link<\/a>,\u00a0archive link<\/a>) claims something is amiss about a government agency's plan to launch rockets during the upcoming eclipse.<\/p>

\"Sending a rocket to the moon is really just like a large-scale sex magic ritual,\" the woman says. \"A rocket is just like a giant obelisk. The moon is the feminine aspect, so the obelisk to the moon \u2013 or a rocket to the moon \u2013 is a sex magic ritual.\"<\/p><\/blockquote>

A portion of the caption reads, \"So is this ritual, and all its synchronicities, a ritual causing mass psychosis?\"<\/p>

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In case you were wondering, no, this isn't true. Via USA Today:<\/p>

The NASA rockets scheduled for April 8 will be used to study the eclipse's effect on the upper atmosphere, as they were during a past eclipse. There is no evidence the rockets are tied to any ritual \u2013 sexual, magical or otherwise.<\/p><\/blockquote>","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29509"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29509"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29512,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29509\/revisions\/29512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}