{"id":29675,"date":"2024-05-16T06:52:03","date_gmt":"2024-05-16T13:52:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=29675"},"modified":"2024-05-16T06:52:53","modified_gmt":"2024-05-16T13:52:53","slug":"the-worst-sex-songs-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-worst-sex-songs-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Sex Songs Ever?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Lights dimmed, wine poured, fan on low for a nice breeze – but what’s missing?? For some of us, good tunes are a must-have when it comes to a great booty call. And with plenty of sexy playlists on Spotify and Apple Music, there’s always an easy set of smooth, steamy jams to accompany your romp.\u00a0<\/p>\n

But what about the songs that are SUPPOSED to be sexy, but are actually, um… less than? Over on VICE<\/a>, they’re listing the worst sex songs ever. Check em out and see if you agree.<\/p>\n

The Weeknd – Earned It<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Yeah, look\u2026 the sex appeal of The Weeknd\u2019s music can be shattered when you realise it\u2019s retelling the sexual fantasy of a middle-aged person in a \u201ccheating on your wife with your younger, hotter secretary\u201d way. Kind of gives predatory vibes, y\u2019know?”<\/p>\n

Ginuwine – Pony<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Somewhere in the world, right now, there is a man in his bedroom practising grinding and humping the ground to this song. I blame Magic Mike for setting the men of the world back 50 years. Bring back when they used to build houses and go to war!”<\/p>\n

Ariana Grande – 34+35<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Using math to make a cunnilingus innuendo is unforgivable.”<\/p>\n

Justin Timberlake+ Timberland – SexyBack\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

“I don\u2019t know who told Justin Timberlake he was bringing sexy back. And I don\u2019t know why he thought this song was proof. This song is far too distracting \u2013 way too much shit going on. Timberland\u2019s adlibs feel like they\u2019re being said by the creepy roommate of your one-night stand who\u2019s holding a cup to the bedroom door to hear everything.”<\/p>\n

Ellie Goulding – Love Me Like You Do<\/strong><\/p>\n

“As expected, another Fifty Shades song has deservedly appeared on this list. Because just like the movie, this song is corny. -1000 horniness.”<\/p>\n

John Mayer – Your Body is a Wonderland<\/strong><\/p>\n

“I just can\u2019t get past the very cringe, very forceful \u201cI\u2019m a little heartthrob loverboy with my little guitar let me put this husky voice on and seduce you\u201d thing he puts on throughout this entire song. This song pops off for white folks though, so I\u2019ll leave it for them.”<\/p>\n

Chris Brown – Back to Sleep<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cI know you\u2019re almost half asleep, But you know how much I need ya\u2026
So, baby, when I wake you up, just let me rock. I\u2019ma fuck you back to sleep girl\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

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Lights dimmed, wine poured, fan on low for a nice breeze – but what’s missing?? For some of us, good tunes are a must-have when it comes to a great booty call. And with plenty of sexy playlists on Spotify and Apple Music, there’s always an easy set of smooth, steamy jams to accompany your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"

Lights dimmed, wine poured, fan on low for a nice breeze - but what's missing?? For some of us, good tunes are a must-have when it comes to a great booty call. And with plenty of sexy playlists on Spotify and Apple Music, there's always an easy set of smooth, steamy jams to accompany your romp.\u00a0<\/p>

But what about the songs that are SUPPOSED to be sexy, but are actually, um... less than? Over on VICE<\/a>, they're listing the worst sex songs ever. Check em out and see if you agree.<\/p>

The Weeknd - Earned It<\/strong><\/p>

\"Yeah, look\u2026 the sex appeal of The Weeknd\u2019s music can be shattered when you realise it\u2019s retelling the sexual fantasy of a middle-aged person in a \u201ccheating on your wife with your younger, hotter secretary\u201d way. Kind of gives predatory vibes, y\u2019know?\"<\/p>

Ginuwine - Pony<\/strong><\/p>

\"Somewhere in the world, right now, there is a man in his bedroom practising grinding and humping the ground to this song. I blame Magic Mike for setting the men of the world back 50 years. Bring back when they used to build houses and go to war!\"<\/p>

Ariana Grande - 34+35<\/strong><\/p>

\"Using math to make a cunnilingus innuendo is unforgivable.\"<\/p>

Justin Timberlake+ Timberland - SexyBack\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>

\"I don\u2019t know who told Justin Timberlake he was bringing sexy back. And I don\u2019t know why he thought this song was proof. This song is far too distracting \u2013 way too much shit going on. Timberland\u2019s adlibs feel like they\u2019re being said by the creepy roommate of your one-night stand who\u2019s holding a cup to the bedroom door to hear everything.\"<\/p>

Ellie Goulding - Love Me Like You Do<\/strong><\/p>

\"As expected, another Fifty Shades song has deservedly appeared on this list. Because just like the movie, this song is corny. -1000 horniness.\"<\/p>

John Mayer - Your Body is a Wonderland<\/strong><\/p>

\"I just can\u2019t get past the very cringe, very forceful \u201cI\u2019m a little heartthrob loverboy with my little guitar let me put this husky voice on and seduce you\u201d thing he puts on throughout this entire song. This song pops off for white folks though, so I\u2019ll leave it for them.\"<\/p>

Chris Brown - Back to Sleep<\/strong><\/p>

\u201cI know you\u2019re almost half asleep, But you know how much I need ya\u2026
So, baby, when I wake you up, just let me rock. I\u2019ma fuck you back to sleep girl\u201d<\/em><\/p>

\"Yuck as fuck.\"<\/p>","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29675"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29675"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29680,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29675\/revisions\/29680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}