{"id":3033,"date":"2010-02-09T14:56:36","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T21:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=3033"},"modified":"2010-02-09T14:56:36","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T21:56:36","slug":"sex-doll-saves-mans-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sex-doll-saves-mans-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex Doll Saves Man&#8217;s Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3036\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3036\" style=\"width: 375px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3036\" title=\"blowupdoll2\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/blowupdoll2.jpg\" alt=\"img @ kingstonist.flickr\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/blowupdoll2.jpg 375w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/blowupdoll2-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/blowupdoll2-340x453.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3036\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img @ kingstonist.flickr<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Unfortunately, some people in the world have not been exposed to the wonders of OBC&#8230; and because they have no access to no-strings-attached booty, they resort to sex toys, some disturbingly technological, and some tried and true, like the blow up doll. A man named Yang in Shanghai was a fan of these, until one sad day he came across a internet forum where people totally blasted guys who use blow up dolls, calling them everything from losers and jerks to freaks who should be blown off the earth. Depressed and miserable and probably horny, Yang took his sex doll up to the roof of his six-story building, said goodbye cruel world, \u00a0and jumped. When the neighbors heard a massive BANG, they assumed it was probably his intestines hitting nearby cars, but nope- It was his blow up doll, who exploded, but broke his fall. He was just knocked out for a little bit.<\/p>\n<p>She even sacrificed herself for him! Now <em>that<\/em> is true love.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-3033\" data-postid=\"3033\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-3033 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unfortunately, some people in the world have not been exposed to the wonders of OBC&#8230; and because they have no access to no-strings-attached booty, they resort to sex toys, some disturbingly technological, and some tried and true, like the blow up doll. A man named Yang in Shanghai was a fan of these, until one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,20],"tags":[1770,1773,1774,151,128,1771,351,1772,1775,1776],"class_list":["post-3033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","category-tech-and-gadgets","tag-blow-up-dolls","tag-crazy-stories","tag-interesting-news","tag-onlinebootycall","tag-sex","tag-sex-toys","tag-shame","tag-shanghai","tag-suicide","tag-yang","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3033"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3033"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3058,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3033\/revisions\/3058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}