{"id":30528,"date":"2025-01-07T15:38:37","date_gmt":"2025-01-07T22:38:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=30528"},"modified":"2025-01-07T15:38:38","modified_gmt":"2025-01-07T22:38:38","slug":"the-most-omg-jokes-nikki-glaser-didnt-say-at-the-golden-globes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-most-omg-jokes-nikki-glaser-didnt-say-at-the-golden-globes\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most OMG Jokes Nikki Glaser DIDN&#8217;T Say at the Golden Globes"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-30528\" data-postid=\"30528\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-30528 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    \t\t\t\t<div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_row themify_builder_row tb_8wun418 tb_first tf_w\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"row_inner col_align_top tb_col_count_1 tf_box tf_rel\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_column tb-column col-full tb_byk5418 first\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<!-- module plain text -->\n<div  class=\"module module-plain-text tb_cli8862 \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n        <div class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n\t<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"652\" height=\"367\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/i33-r26oFuY\" title=\"Nikki Glaser Tells the Jokes She Didn\u2019t Use at the Golden Globes\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module plain text --><!-- module text -->\n<div  class=\"module module-text tb_yihh408   \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n\t    <div  class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n\t\t<p>Awards season has begun, with the Golden Globes bringing together the Hollywood elite to celebrate those who starred in the best shows and movies of 2024. 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