{"id":3070,"date":"2010-02-10T15:16:52","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T22:16:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=3070"},"modified":"2010-02-10T15:16:52","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T22:16:52","slug":"what-his-valentines-gift-really-means","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/what-his-valentines-gift-really-means\/","title":{"rendered":"What His Valentine’s Gift Really Means"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alright ladies, we forgive you for ignoring your better judgement (and the e-card below) and letting some lame-ass guy take you out on a cheesy, conventional Valentine’s date. Don’t worry, we give the date 30 minutes before you wish you’d stayed home, clicked your way to OBC, and found a sexy booty call. Meanwhile, check out our handy guide to let you know what his Valentine’s Day gift really means.<\/p>\n

1) The Practical Gift<\/strong><\/p>\n

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You thought it meant:<\/strong> “Because we’ve only known each other a short time, I didn’t want to freak you out with something over-the-top. So I remembered you needed this, and I got it. I’m a good listener.”<\/p>\n

What it really meant:<\/strong> “My cousin Gary got this for me last Christmas and I happened to leave it in its original packaging. Also I’m broke, and also you haven’t let me get to third base yet. Deal with it.”<\/p>\n

2) The Expensive Gift<\/strong><\/p>\n

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You thought it meant<\/strong>: “You mean so much to me that I haven’t bought anything for myself in the past two months just so I could afford this. I love you, baby, and I hope this diamond ring shows you just a fraction of how I feel.”<\/p>\n

What it really means: <\/strong>“Remember that time when I wanted to do that thing, and you wouldn’t let me? Guess what. It’s happening. Tonight.”<\/p>\n

3) The Homemade Gift<\/strong><\/p>\n

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You thought it meant: <\/strong>“There isn’t enough money in the world to show you how much I love you. Instead, accept this jar of handwritten notes exalting every trait about you I love.”<\/p>\n

What it really means:<\/strong> “Mentally, I’ve progressed to about age 6. Also, that’s the same gift I gave my mom.”<\/p>\n

Now that you’ve got the truth, girls, get over to OBC and send this sexy e-card <\/a>to someone who will make you forget all about that crummy gift!<\/p>\n

Photos courtesy of HolyTaco<\/a><\/p>\n\n

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Alright ladies, we forgive you for ignoring your better judgement (and the e-card below) and letting some lame-ass guy take you out on a cheesy, conventional Valentine’s date. Don’t worry, we give the date 30 minutes before you wish you’d stayed home, clicked your way to OBC, and found a sexy booty call. Meanwhile, check […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3,4],"tags":[11792,1781,188,299,1791,1789,1778,1792,79,1793,1790,296],"class_list":["post-3070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-dating-and-sex","category-thelife","tag-advice","tag-booty-call-day","tag-booty-calls","tag-e-card","tag-february","tag-gifts","tag-hook-ups","tag-ladies-advice","tag-obc","tag-obc-e-card","tag-presents","tag-valentines-day","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3070"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3084,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070\/revisions\/3084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}