{"id":31562,"date":"2025-12-23T07:39:32","date_gmt":"2025-12-23T14:39:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=31562"},"modified":"2025-12-23T08:17:17","modified_gmt":"2025-12-23T15:17:17","slug":"all-i-want-for-christmas-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/all-i-want-for-christmas-is\/","title":{"rendered":"All I Want for Christmas Is\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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(A Single Girl\u2019s Very Real Wish List)<\/em><\/p>\n

Every year, we\u2019re told the holidays are about romance, mistletoe, and bringing \u201csomeone special\u201d home. And sure, that\u2019s cute. But if we\u2019re single in December, our Christmas lists look a little different. Less diamond jewelry, more vibes. Less \u201cforever,\u201d more \u201cfun for now.\u201d<\/p>\n

So while Mariah is still holding out for her guy, here\u2019s what we\u2019re actually wishing for this year.<\/p>\n

First, we want a photographer friend who owes us a favor and understands the assignment<\/strong>. We don\u2019t want a blurry group photo from three summers ago or a bathroom mirror selfie that screams \u201cwe tried.\u201d We want a dating profile picture so good it makes people stop scrolling and think, wait\u2026 how is this person still single?<\/em> Golden hour would be ideal, one outfit change is acceptable, and yes, this counts as personal growth.<\/p>\n

We also want a proper night out with our single friends,<\/strong> the kind where no one disappears early because their partner is tired and no one asks if we should \u201cjust go somewhere quieter.\u201d We want pregame chaos, loud laughter, and that collective confidence boost that only happens when everyone at the table is unattached and feeling themselves. The night doesn\u2019t need a plan; it just needs good music, strong drinks, and the mutual understanding that we\u2019re out to have fun.<\/p>\n

And let\u2019s be honest \u2014 a holiday wish list would be incomplete without a hookup who truly gets it.<\/strong> We\u2019re talking about someone attractive, respectful, and emotionally intelligent enough to know that chemistry doesn\u2019t automatically mean breakfast plans. We don\u2019t want pancakes, small talk, or a deep dive into each other\u2019s childhoods before sunrise. We want a great night, zero pressure, and a clean, friendly exit before daylight makes things weird.<\/p>\n

It would also be nice to have a plus-one for those inevitable holiday events where being single suddenly becomes a group discussion.<\/strong> Not a future spouse, not someone who needs to meet the family \u2014 just a charming, low-stakes companion who stands next to us so our aunt stops asking follow-up questions. Someone who can smile, make conversation, and leave with us at the end of the night without anyone getting ideas.<\/p>\n

Finally, we want a last-minute holiday date that stays exactly what it is: fun<\/strong>. A little flirting, maybe a drink or two, possibly something festive, and absolutely no pressure to turn it into a situationship before New Year\u2019s Eve. Just two people enjoying the moment and then going back to their lives, memories intact and expectations in check.<\/p>\n

The good news is, none of this requires a Christmas miracle.<\/p>\n

If we\u2019re hoping to flirt our way through the holidays, find a fun plus-one, or squeeze in a last-minute date before the calendar fills up with family obligations, OBC is the place to do it. The holidays are better with a little chemistry, and significantly worse when we\u2019re explaining our dating lives to relatives over dessert.<\/p>\n

So consider this your sign.\u00a0 Hop on OBC<\/a> and find your holiday date before the chaos officially begins. <\/strong>Naughty, nice, or somewhere in between\u2014we don\u2019t judge.<\/p> <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(A Single Girl\u2019s Very Real Wish List) Every year, we\u2019re told the holidays are about romance, mistletoe, and bringing \u201csomeone special\u201d home. And sure, that\u2019s cute. But if we\u2019re single in December, our Christmas lists look a little different. Less diamond jewelry, more vibes. Less \u201cforever,\u201d more \u201cfun for now.\u201d So while Mariah is still […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"\"christmas-dance\"\n

(A Single Girl\u2019s Very Real Wish List)<\/em><\/p>

Every year, we\u2019re told the holidays are about romance, mistletoe, and bringing \u201csomeone special\u201d home. And sure, that\u2019s cute. But if we\u2019re single in December, our Christmas lists look a little different. Less diamond jewelry, more vibes. Less \u201cforever,\u201d more \u201cfun for now.\u201d<\/p>

So while Mariah is still holding out for her guy, here\u2019s what we\u2019re actually wishing for this year.<\/p>

First, we want a photographer friend who owes us a favor and understands the assignment<\/strong>. We don\u2019t want a blurry group photo from three summers ago or a bathroom mirror selfie that screams \u201cwe tried.\u201d We want a dating profile picture so good it makes people stop scrolling and think, wait\u2026 how is this person still single?<\/em> Golden hour would be ideal, one outfit change is acceptable, and yes, this counts as personal growth.<\/p>

We also want a proper night out with our single friends,<\/strong> the kind where no one disappears early because their partner is tired and no one asks if we should \u201cjust go somewhere quieter.\u201d We want pregame chaos, loud laughter, and that collective confidence boost that only happens when everyone at the table is unattached and feeling themselves. The night doesn\u2019t need a plan; it just needs good music, strong drinks, and the mutual understanding that we\u2019re out to have fun.<\/p>

And let\u2019s be honest \u2014 a holiday wish list would be incomplete without a hookup who truly gets it.<\/strong> We\u2019re talking about someone attractive, respectful, and emotionally intelligent enough to know that chemistry doesn\u2019t automatically mean breakfast plans. We don\u2019t want pancakes, small talk, or a deep dive into each other\u2019s childhoods before sunrise. We want a great night, zero pressure, and a clean, friendly exit before daylight makes things weird.<\/p>

It would also be nice to have a plus-one for those inevitable holiday events where being single suddenly becomes a group discussion.<\/strong> Not a future spouse, not someone who needs to meet the family \u2014 just a charming, low-stakes companion who stands next to us so our aunt stops asking follow-up questions. Someone who can smile, make conversation, and leave with us at the end of the night without anyone getting ideas.<\/p>

Finally, we want a last-minute holiday date that stays exactly what it is: fun<\/strong>. A little flirting, maybe a drink or two, possibly something festive, and absolutely no pressure to turn it into a situationship before New Year\u2019s Eve. Just two people enjoying the moment and then going back to their lives, memories intact and expectations in check.<\/p>

The good news is, none of this requires a Christmas miracle.<\/p>

If we\u2019re hoping to flirt our way through the holidays, find a fun plus-one, or squeeze in a last-minute date before the calendar fills up with family obligations, OBC is the place to do it. The holidays are better with a little chemistry, and significantly worse when we\u2019re explaining our dating lives to relatives over dessert.<\/p>

So consider this your sign.\u00a0 Hop on OBC<\/a> and find your holiday date before the chaos officially begins. <\/strong>Naughty, nice, or somewhere in between\u2014we don\u2019t judge.<\/p>","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31562"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31562"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31566,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31562\/revisions\/31566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}