{"id":3401,"date":"2010-03-05T13:30:21","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T20:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=3401"},"modified":"2010-03-05T13:30:21","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T20:30:21","slug":"the-secret-types-chicks-dig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-secret-types-chicks-dig\/","title":{"rendered":"The Secret Types Chicks Dig"},"content":{"rendered":"

Disclaimer: I am not here to deny the desire 99.9% of women would be completely satisfied with a romantic, funny man who just happens to have a gorgeous face and a Greek god body. However, just because you might not fit into that category doesn’t mean you can’t find an awesome chick ready to make out with you in a cab somewhere. Women usually have a weird taste for a type of guy that perhaps other women would be repulsed by. The staff at Lemondrop<\/a> recently listed some of their readers’ submissions. Let me give you the run down.<\/p>\n

1. The super-geek
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So, along with knowing your way around a lady’s body, you can also take apart and fix my hard drive? Swoon. I could care less if your social skills are pathetic at best, we can cuddle and read Engadget all night and I’ll clean your glasses when they get foggy.<\/p>\n

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img @ spffypickle<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

2. The sweaty Euro dude<\/strong><\/p>\n

So, somehow you manage to take a shower and still smell like you sleep under a dumpster? And you’ve got some teeth issues that haven’t been seen since the Mesozoic era? That’s cool with me, just talk to me with that accent and don’t breathe on me, we’ll be just fine.<\/p>\n

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img @ bauergriffin<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

3. The scrawny Spanish hipster<\/strong><\/p>\n

Translation: \u00a0Gael Garcia Bernal.<\/p>\n

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img @ babble<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

4. The chubby bearded dude<\/strong><\/p>\n

We all know I have a disturbing (but adorable) obsession with Zach Galiafinakis. However, I’m not sure about most other men in this category. The chance of finding food particles or dirt or small animals in that beard is just too high for me to be into it. Usually.<\/p>\n

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img @ collider<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

5. Meat-heads<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you spend more time getting ready for a night out than I do, that’s a dealbreaker. And while I’m no Snooki, most of us ladies wouldn’t be opposed to a one-nighter with a guy who looks like he might be dabbling in NO2 supplements or their more illegal cousin, Steroids. Like I said, just for one night cause I wouldn’t want to clean the spray tan off my nice sheets, but it still sounds fun, especially if they’ve got a little rage issue. Just kidding. I’m not into that. I swear.<\/p>\n

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img @ fortunecity<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n


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Disclaimer: I am not here to deny the desire 99.9% of women would be completely satisfied with a romantic, funny man who just happens to have a gorgeous face and a Greek god body. However, just because you might not fit into that category doesn’t mean you can’t find an awesome chick ready to make […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5,3,4,17],"tags":[2004,2008,2007,1470,2003,2005,2009,2006,780],"class_list":["post-3401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-bcu-hotties","category-dating-and-sex","category-thelife","category-style-and-wear","tag-bearded-dudes","tag-euro-dudes","tag-gael-garcia-bernal","tag-hot-guys","tag-meat-heads","tag-nerds","tag-secret-types-of-duys-girls-love","tag-skinny-spanish-guys","tag-zach-galiafinakis","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3401"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3401"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3442,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3401\/revisions\/3442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}