{"id":3479,"date":"2010-03-16T13:32:44","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T20:32:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=3479"},"modified":"2010-03-16T16:05:03","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T23:05:03","slug":"prisoner-sleeps-with-5-guards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/prisoner-sleeps-with-5-guards\/","title":{"rendered":"Prisoner Sleeps With 5 Guards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just to add to the notion that some men have just &#8220;got it,&#8221; comes news that Michael Murphy, a prisoner in Montana, managed to seduce 5 prison guards, a clinical therapist, and other prison workers, while doing 25 years for burglary, theft, and fraud.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve got to give props to a guy who can hook up with upwards of ten chicks while wearing handcuffs and an orange jumpsuit. If you ask me, I&#8217;d say he could give the Pickup Artist a run for his money.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately the women don&#8217;t see it that way- they are in fact calling themselves victims, saying that they weren&#8217;t protected well enough by the prison system from Murphy&#8217;s &#8220;charms and manipulations.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s up to the court system to decide&#8230; but the one thing we will judge?<\/p>\n<p><strong>That super creepy beard.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3494\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3494\" style=\"width: 396px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3494\" title=\"michael murphy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/michael-murphy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"396\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/michael-murphy.jpg 396w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/michael-murphy-300x227.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/michael-murphy-340x257.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 396px) 100vw, 396px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3494\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img @ thesmokinggun<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-3479\" data-postid=\"3479\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-3479 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just to add to the notion that some men have just &#8220;got it,&#8221; comes news that Michael Murphy, a prisoner in Montana, managed to seduce 5 prison guards, a clinical therapist, and other prison workers, while doing 25 years for burglary, theft, and fraud. You&#8217;ve got to give props to a guy who can hook [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[2064,2061,2065,2060,2066,512,1147,2063,128,2067,2062],"class_list":["post-3479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","category-thelife","tag-courts","tag-guards","tag-judges","tag-manipulation","tag-pickup-artist","tag-prison","tag-prisoner","tag-prisoner-sleeps-with-guards","tag-sex","tag-skills","tag-theft","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3479"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3479"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3483,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3479\/revisions\/3483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}