{"id":3544,"date":"2010-03-24T14:30:04","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T21:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=3544"},"modified":"2010-03-24T14:30:04","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T21:30:04","slug":"5-weird-penis-facts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/5-weird-penis-facts\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Weird Penis Facts"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3613\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3613\" style=\"width: 280px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3613\" title=\"smilingbob\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/smilingbob.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"220\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3613\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img @ maleenhancementtruths<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Human genitalia is weird. It makes perfect, anatomical sense, of course, but looking at it you can&#8217;t help but wonder, <strong>&#8220;wtf is going on here?&#8221; <\/strong>And after reading this set of facts from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefrisky.com\/post\/246-13-amazing-penis-facts\/P1\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Frisky<\/a>, I have decided that the penis is far superior in strangeness to the vagina.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. One out of 400 men are flexible enough to give themselves oral sex.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>WHAT?! How have I never heard this? If I were to walk in on a man going to town on himself, I would lose it. And of course this raises the question, does a guy&#8230; y&#8217;know&#8230; spit?<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. One baby foreskin can grow 250,000 square feet of skin grafts for burn victims.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I was aware that women used creams made of\u00a0circumcised foreskin to improve their skin and minimize wrinkles, and I found that to be a little vain and kinda creepy. However, the idea that one baby&#8217;s extra-bits could potentially change the lives of thousands of people, now that&#8217;s just amazing!<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. While the female orgasm lasts 23 seconds, the male one is an average of only 6 seconds long.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Finally! Some sort of retribution for natures curses upon women. Sure, we have to deal with menstrual cycles and giving birth, but we&#8217;ve got 17 seconds on you <em>per orgasm<\/em>. Touchet!<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. The farthest a man has ever ejaculated is 14 feet.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Imagine the velocity at which the, um, &#8220;substance&#8221; would travel! The last place I&#8217;d want would be caught in the crossfire.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Jonah Falcon, the man with the 13.5&#8243; penis (the largest in the world) is unemployed and lives at home.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Irrefutable\u00a0proof that size does <strong>not<\/strong> matter.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-3544\" data-postid=\"3544\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-3544 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Human genitalia is weird. It makes perfect, anatomical sense, of course, but looking at it you can&#8217;t help but wonder, &#8220;wtf is going on here?&#8221; And after reading this set of facts from The Frisky, I have decided that the penis is far superior in strangeness to the vagina. 1. 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