{"id":3808,"date":"2010-04-09T12:37:56","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T19:37:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=3808"},"modified":"2010-04-09T15:28:34","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T22:28:34","slug":"tigers-new-nike-ad-remi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/tigers-new-nike-ad-remi\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger&#8217;s New Nike Ad Remix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-3815 alignright\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"tiger_woods_commercial\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/tiger_image-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>Recently, Nike released a new somewhat-heart wrenching and completely unnecessary ad, where Tiger Woods manages to hold his recently acquired sad-shameful-apologetic-tired-victimized-horny face for a never-ending 33 seconds. Meanwhile, in the background, the voice of his deceased father Earl gives him the &#8220;I&#8217;m not mad, I&#8217;m disappointed&#8221; speech that we all knew and hated at age 16.<\/p>\n<p>Boring.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, here is the commercial they <em>should<\/em> have used, remastered with Tiger&#8217;s hilarious voice mail to one of his mistresses. So, so much better.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/evvMElbG_n4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/evvMElbG_n4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-3808\" data-postid=\"3808\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-3808 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, Nike released a new somewhat-heart wrenching and completely unnecessary ad, where Tiger Woods manages to hold his recently acquired sad-shameful-apologetic-tired-victimized-horny face for a never-ending 33 seconds. Meanwhile, in the background, the voice of his deceased father Earl gives him the &#8220;I&#8217;m not mad, I&#8217;m disappointed&#8221; speech that we all knew and hated at age [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4,17,161],"tags":[1121,178,2279,851,517,1865,2278,824,1049,2280,2276,830,2277,823,58,831],"class_list":["post-3808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bcu-hotties","category-thelife","category-style-and-wear","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-ads","tag-advertising","tag-att","tag-cheating","tag-commercials","tag-elin-nordegren","tag-gatorade","tag-golf","tag-infidelity","tag-masters","tag-nike","tag-remix","tag-sad-video","tag-tiger-woods","tag-video","tag-voicemail","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3808"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3808"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3811,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3808\/revisions\/3811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}