{"id":3826,"date":"2010-04-12T14:46:39","date_gmt":"2010-04-12T21:46:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=3826"},"modified":"2010-04-12T15:01:07","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T22:01:07","slug":"tiger-gets-to-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/tiger-gets-to-69\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger Gets to 69"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3828\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3828\" style=\"width: 370px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3828\" title=\"tiger-woods-masters-shot-nike\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/tiger-woods-masters-shot-nike.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"370\" height=\"278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/tiger-woods-masters-shot-nike.jpg 370w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/tiger-woods-masters-shot-nike-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/tiger-woods-masters-shot-nike-340x255.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 370px) 100vw, 370px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3828\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img @ dailyworldbuzz<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If you know one thing about the BCU staff, it&#8217;s probably that we&#8217;ve all matured to about age 12, and then just stopped. It&#8217;s the reason we still laugh at fart jokes and make penises out of silly putty. However, when Tiger finished his Masters round yesterday, it&#8217;s like he was just trying to get people to laugh.<\/p>\n<p>He scored a sixty nine. A 69. The diagnosed sex addict who had upwards of 13 affairs scored one of the only numbers associated with sex.<\/p>\n<p>Kudos, Tiger.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-3826\" data-postid=\"3826\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-3826 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you know one thing about the BCU staff, it&#8217;s probably that we&#8217;ve all matured to about age 12, and then just stopped. It&#8217;s the reason we still laugh at fart jokes and make penises out of silly putty. However, when Tiger finished his Masters round yesterday, it&#8217;s like he was just trying to get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[2289,975,2286,1399,2280,2287,2290,823,2288],"class_list":["post-3826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-2289","tag-affair","tag-golf-tournament","tag-hilarious","tag-masters","tag-scored","tag-sex-addict","tag-tiger-woods","tag-tigers-score","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3826"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3826"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3830,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3826\/revisions\/3830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}