{"id":3856,"date":"2010-04-15T14:23:38","date_gmt":"2010-04-15T21:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=3856"},"modified":"2010-04-15T14:23:38","modified_gmt":"2010-04-15T21:23:38","slug":"cruel-eye-chart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/cruel-eye-chart\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruel Eye Chart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The optometrist is never fun. They confuse you with those ancient lens machines, blow that gust of wind in your eye ball without warning, and sometimes dilate your pupils, leaving you feeling like someone slipped some LSD in your morning OJ. However, if the eye doctor starts using the eye chart below, I think I&#8217;ll just have to quit going all together.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3857\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3857\" style=\"width: 413px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3857\" title=\"naked eye chart\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naked-eye-chart.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"413\" height=\"543\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naked-eye-chart.jpg 413w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naked-eye-chart-228x300.jpg 228w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/naked-eye-chart-340x447.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 413px) 100vw, 413px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3857\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img @ zombiesandninjas<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gives a whole new meaning to &#8220;visible to the naked eye,&#8221; huh?<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-3856\" data-postid=\"3856\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-3856 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The optometrist is never fun. They confuse you with those ancient lens machines, blow that gust of wind in your eye ball without warning, and sometimes dilate your pupils, leaving you feeling like someone slipped some LSD in your morning OJ. However, if the eye doctor starts using the eye chart below, I think I&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[2317,2321,1323,2320,2316,2318,965,2322,2319],"class_list":["post-3856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-cruel-eye-chart","tag-doctors","tag-hot-women","tag-mean","tag-naked-eye-chart","tag-naked-women","tag-nudity","tag-optometrist","tag-unfair","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3856"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3856"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3860,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3856\/revisions\/3860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}