{"id":3904,"date":"2010-04-22T14:31:02","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T21:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=3904"},"modified":"2010-11-11T14:36:57","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T21:36:57","slug":"nfl-draft-drinking-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/nfl-draft-drinking-game\/","title":{"rendered":"NFL Draft Drinking Game"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Welcome, readers, to your weekly dose of a female staffer pretending she knows anything about sports or physical activity of any kind! In this weeks episode: FOOTBALL! <\/strong>The sport I could have sworn ended like, a month ago is apparently back in full swing, with something called a “draft,” which I thought was a handwritten essay from 10th grade.<\/p>\n

The hilarious writers over at The Asylum have come up with a drinking game to commemorate the new draft broadcast system. The draft starts airing tonight at 7:30 PM on the only channel men care about: ESPN.<\/p>\n

Here are the rules for the NFL Draft Drinking Game:<\/p>\n

Drink once:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. each time Mel Kiper Jr. says one of his trademark phrases: “value pick,” “need pick,” “best available” and “that’s a reach.”<\/li>\n
  2. every time Kiper’s hair is referenced by another ESPN analyst.<\/li>\n
  3. every time an ESPN personality compliments a player’s suit.<\/li>\n
  4. each time one of the following is mentioned: Ryan Leaf, JaMarcus Russell, Matt Millen, Akili Smith, Ki-Jana Carter, Brian Bosworth, Tim Couch.<\/li>\n
  5. each time an analyst uses one of the following buzzwords or phrases to describe a player:\u00a0“he’s raw”,”intangibles”,”body control”,”physical tackler”,”battle-tested”,”proven winner”,”arm length”,”gets stuck on blocks”,”release point”,”game speed”, or “low center of gravity”<\/strong><\/li>\n
  6. every time Kiper and Todd McShay interrupt one another (this could get dangerous).<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Find out the rest of the rules over at The Asylum!<\/a><\/p>\n\n

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