{"id":3960,"date":"2010-04-29T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-29T20:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=3960"},"modified":"2011-04-11T10:33:42","modified_gmt":"2011-04-11T17:33:42","slug":"curb-your-enthusiasm-porno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/curb-your-enthusiasm-porno\/","title":{"rendered":"Curb Your Enthusiasm Porno?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you think of television shows that you really wish were made into a porn parody, what comes to mind?<em> Friends? Entourage? True Blood? <\/em>Obviously not, because those might actually be sexy and entertaining, right?! I&#8217;m sure your first idea for a primetime porn parody would be <em>Curb Your Enthusiasm<\/em>, RIGHT?!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>RIGHT?!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well, too bad if it wasn&#8217;t, cause that&#8217;s what Hustler World decided to go with. That&#8217;s right- the most awkward show in the history of awkwardness is about to be made into an equally uncomfortable porno, called &#8220;<em>This isn&#8217;t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX<\/em>&#8221; because apparently the nation has been crying out in desire for images of Larry David&#8217;s dong.<\/p>\n<p>And on a sidenote, Hustler&#8217;s been getting real uncreative these days&#8230; Not only is the title lame, but all the characters have the exact same names as in the original show. Come on, Hustler, no Cherry David or Jeff Peene? BO-RING.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a screencap in case you&#8217;re interested, which I guess you&#8217;re not.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/curb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/curb-300x167.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"curb\" width=\"300\" height=\"167\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-3960\" data-postid=\"3960\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-3960 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you think of television shows that you really wish were made into a porn parody, what comes to mind? Friends? Entourage? True Blood? Obviously not, because those might actually be sexy and entertaining, right?! I&#8217;m sure your first idea for a primetime porn parody would be Curb Your Enthusiasm, RIGHT?! RIGHT?! Well, too bad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[2413,255,2412,2410,247,916,2411,58],"class_list":["post-3960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-curb-your-enthusiasm","tag-funny-video","tag-hustler","tag-larry-david","tag-parody","tag-porn","tag-porno","tag-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3960"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3960"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9359,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3960\/revisions\/9359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}