{"id":4036,"date":"2010-05-06T14:22:31","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T21:22:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4036"},"modified":"2010-05-06T14:22:31","modified_gmt":"2010-05-06T21:22:31","slug":"bill-murray-is-a-bad-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/bill-murray-is-a-bad-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill Murray is a Bad Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People are often offended when they find out that my number one celebrity crush is Bill Murray. That statement is usually followed by something along the lines of &#8220;Wait, is there some hot up-and-coming new actor with the same name as the wrinkly aging star of such movies as <em>Caddyshack<\/em>, the <em>Royal Tenenbaums<\/em>, and <em>Zombieland<\/em>?&#8221; To which I reply, &#8220;Nope, that wrinkly aging star is my dream man.&#8221; Which is followed by gagging and repulsion and them stating that we shouldn&#8217;t be friends anymore.<\/p>\n<p>However, I just found proof that there are other ladies out there who share my love for elderly comedic actors. Case in point:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4037\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4037\" style=\"width: 250px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4037\" title=\"bill murray\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/bill-murray.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"234\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4037\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img @ thechive<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Sure, they could just be money-grubbing club rats looking to hook up with a celebrity, but in my mind, they are nice, honest women who just enjoy the company of one of the most hilarious actors of our time. It could happen, right?<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4036\" data-postid=\"4036\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4036 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People are often offended when they find out that my number one celebrity crush is Bill Murray. That statement is usually followed by something along the lines of &#8220;Wait, is there some hot up-and-coming new actor with the same name as the wrinkly aging star of such movies as Caddyshack, the Royal Tenenbaums, and Zombieland?&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,12],"tags":[2470,2472,131,2471,366,2475,43,128,2473,2474],"class_list":["post-4036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","category-stories","tag-bill-murray","tag-caddyshack","tag-celebrity","tag-foursome","tag-movies","tag-newspaper-ads","tag-party","tag-sex","tag-the-royal-tenenbaums","tag-zombieland","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4036"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4036"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4041,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4036\/revisions\/4041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}