{"id":4106,"date":"2010-05-12T14:46:10","date_gmt":"2010-05-12T21:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4106"},"modified":"2010-05-12T15:54:09","modified_gmt":"2010-05-12T22:54:09","slug":"crab-reveng","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/crab-reveng\/","title":{"rendered":"Crab Revenge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you just get cheated on? Are you sad, upset, and hurt? Are you also a raving psychotic lunatic with anger issues? Yes? Then perhaps you should head over to crabrevenge.com, an online store that sells public lice to the public with the intention of spreading them to people&#8217;s public hair.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4107\" title=\"gross\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gross.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"519\" height=\"66\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gross.jpg 519w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gross-300x38.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/gross-340x43.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 519px) 100vw, 519px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Let me break this down for you. There is a store, online, that sells PUBIC LICE AKA CRABS, to everyday men and women, so they can GIVE THEM TO THEIR EX OR CHEATING MATE, thus inflicting pain, discomfort, and misery. They have even gone so far as to breed a new strain of lice that they say, in their own words, &#8220;apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Still think it&#8217;s a good idea?<\/p>\n<p>Well, you&#8217;re disgusting.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"www.crabrevenge.com\" href=\"http:\/\/crabrevenge.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">CrabRevenge.com <\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4106\" data-postid=\"4106\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4106 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you just get cheated on? Are you sad, upset, and hurt? Are you also a raving psychotic lunatic with anger issues? Yes? Then perhaps you should head over to crabrevenge.com, an online store that sells public lice to the public with the intention of spreading them to people&#8217;s public hair. Let me break this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3,4],"tags":[1524,851,2504,2505,2489,2508,683,2507,2506,1140,1167],"class_list":["post-4106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-dating-and-sex","category-thelife","tag-awful","tag-cheating","tag-crab-revenge","tag-crabs","tag-disgusting","tag-exes","tag-gross","tag-prank","tag-public-lice","tag-stds","tag-trick","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4106"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4106"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4109,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4106\/revisions\/4109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}