{"id":4133,"date":"2010-05-14T10:34:44","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T17:34:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=4133"},"modified":"2010-05-14T10:34:44","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T17:34:44","slug":"russell-brand-had-a-sex-team","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/russell-brand-had-a-sex-team\/","title":{"rendered":"Russell Brand Had a Sex Team"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4134\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4134\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4134\" title=\"Russell-Brand-1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Russell-Brand-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Russell-Brand-1.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Russell-Brand-1-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4134\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img @ Asylum<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>As you may have noted from my previous post, I am currently holding a grudge against Katy Perry for her totally undeserved number one spot on the Maxim Hot 100 List (not that I wouldn&#8217;t put her high on the list, I could totally see her sitting at 4 or 5). Her fiancee, on the other hand, British comedian and star of the upcoming movie <em>Get Him To the Greek<\/em>, I have nothing against. He&#8217;s hilarious and rather dashing, which makes it completely believable that in his pre-Perry days, he had, get this: a SEX TEAM.<\/p>\n<p>And no, I know what you&#8217;re thinking, he had huge drug-fueled orgies with men and women in India. No? That&#8217;s not what you thought? Well, that&#8217;s what I thought. Anyway, Russell Brand&#8217;s sex team, in his own words to Playboy, was &#8220;<em>a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward \u2013 \u2018I\u2019m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>In general, a story like this would incite jealousy and admiration. However, it should be noted that the man suffers for his craft. A little later in the interview, a story is brought up in which Brand references a stand up routine where he <em>shoved a Barbie doll into his rectum. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; yeah.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4133\" data-postid=\"4133\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4133 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you may have noted from my previous post, I am currently holding a grudge against Katy Perry for her totally undeserved number one spot on the Maxim Hot 100 List (not that I wouldn&#8217;t put her high on the list, I could totally see her sitting at 4 or 5). Her fiancee, on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[2519,501,943,1200,108,2194,2518],"class_list":["post-4133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-barbie-doll-into-rectum","tag-comedy","tag-katy-perry","tag-maxim","tag-playboy","tag-russell-brand","tag-sex-team","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4133"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4133"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4136,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4133\/revisions\/4136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}